Dons_1988 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 4 hours cuntoSomeone’s on the ball. I’ve admittedly given this very little thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 FFS, the wife doesn't half watch some pish on the TV but this takes the biscuit. Marie Kondo - she basically goes into people's houses that are a bit messy and full of clutter and she goes around, chucks their shit out and tidies up. WTF is that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 23 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: Challenge accepted. Can I have 24 hours to improve it? 4 hours cunto Right, it's done. I don't particularly like it, it has less charm than God does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 25 minutes ago, Dee Man said: FFS, the wife doesn't half watch some pish on the TV but this takes the biscuit. Marie Kondo - she basically goes into people's houses that are a bit messy and full of clutter and she goes around, chucks their shit out and tidies up. WTF is that? I tolerate a lot of shite TV but I put my foot down when my wife suggested we watch that pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 My biggest annoyance in football is the pluralising of peoples names. You've got your Rooneys, your Agueros, your Kanes. Was nice to see Solskjaer call a journalist out on this after the game last night. It was stated that "While Neymar and Cavani were out PSG still had their Draxlers, their Mbappes, their Di Marias..." To which Solskjaer responded "Did they have many of them? Just one of each wasn't it?". 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, ShaggysBeard said: My biggest annoyance in football is the pluralising of peoples names. You've got your Rooneys, your Agueros, your Kanes. Was nice to see Solskjaer call a journalist out on this after the game last night. It was stated that "While Neymar and Cavani were out PSG still had their Draxlers, their Mbappes, their Di Marias..." To which Solskjaer responded "Did they have many of them? Just one of each wasn't it?". Brilliant. If you are reading this Ole, well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Brilliant. If you are reading this Ole, well done. Football managers incapable of using the past tense. "Paul Pogba is trying to get his body across and Dani Alves is clever enough to put his foot in there. Paul wants to shield the ball - he's unlucky." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 12 hours ago, Billy Rubin said: Every night I turn off both chrome sidelights ( because I'm single ) that bookend my King sided bed with the Star Wars duvet cover and dream of a world of sensible moderation. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 I ran out of data on my phone and spent £3 to get a 100mb top up and then forgot all about it and started listening to tunes on my way back from work and blew all my allowance in about half an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Brilliant. If you are reading this Ole, well done. Unlikely but it'd be great if Solksjaer was on P&B. Sharing his screenshots of Carol Kirkwood and quoting horrific club photos adding "WID" to them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Various Scottish football writers regularly read P and B. Indeed, I'm certain some of their journalism is based on annoyances of us on here. Stuff such as calling the Premiership the SPFL, trying to build momentum for Celtic and Rangers buying other teams players with a view to weakening them, to holding 'exclusives' with absolute nobodies like Jiri Jarosik or Vladimir Weiss who played here for about 20 days 15 year ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) Similar to the folk who crowd the baggage carousel at airports. Folk who spread across the entire pavement at the bus stop, so as they can see if the bus is coming. They are oblivious to anyone using the pavement to walk past the stop. It's a bus coming along a road. You'll see it when it gets here. Edited February 13, 2019 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 1 minute ago, whiskychimp said: Similar to the folk who crowd the baggage carousel at airports. Folk who spread across the entire pavement at the bus stop, so as they can see if the bus is coming. They then oblivious to anyone using the pavement to walk past the stop. It's a bus coming along a road. You'll see it when it gets here. Come across this a lot when I'm out running. End up often having to run roadside of the bus shelter to get past the c***s as they are normally fixated on their phone, completely unaware of what's going on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Similar to the folk who crowd the baggage carousel at airports. Folk who spread across the entire pavement at the bus stop, so as they can see if the bus is coming. They then oblivious to anyone using the pavement to walk past the stop. It's a bus coming along a road. You'll see it when it gets here. Station platforms as well are bad for this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 People who walk slowly in anything other than single file should be shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Not putting my car keys in their usual place yesterday evening then spending a good half hour looking for them this afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 6 hours ago, throbber said: I ran out of data on my phone and spent £3 to get a 100mb top up and then forgot all about it and started listening to tunes on my way back from work and blew all my allowance in about half an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 2 hours ago, nsr said: People who walk slowly in anything other than single file should be shot. basically I find if you are going any where with a purpose or out for a run, you notice how many fucktards there are in the form of pedestrians. perhaps 80%. and we wonder why mental things like Brexit happen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 7 hours ago, throbber said: I ran out of data on my phone and spent £3 to get a 100mb top up and then forgot all about it and started listening to tunes on my way back from work and blew all my allowance in about half an hour. This is where my prehistoric iPod comes out on top. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Looked to see what my redundancy may have been if I stayed 15 years at the company , instead of breaking it and only being their 2 years.Feel sick Haha.However it is what it is at the end of the day. I feel dreadful pointing this out, G, but check that there isn’t a minimum term you have to have worked to get redundancy. I would think it would be a year before you’d qualify, but better to know now than the c***s turn round and say you’re getting sweet nothing. Hopefully you either find something else before or you’re not paid off at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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