Boghead ranter Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 11 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Start work at 4 tomorrow. Some company is coming in to count every item in the store. :-( Stand behind them shouting "16, 2, 364, 25, 84..." Really funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Stand behind them shouting "16, 2, 364, 25, 84..." Really funny.That is numberwang 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 17 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: Spoilers!! I'm sure others have moaned before but fucking spoilers! You canny watch anything on telly these days without having to sit through a condensed version of what you've just sat down to watch beforehand. What morons are spoilers aimed at ? who sits down to watch a TV programme and needs to know what's just about to fucking come up? C'nts. Can you give an example of what sort of TV shows this is happening in? In my experience it's only extremely shite TV shows that have that stupid "COMING UP..." bit at the start of the show, shit like Storage Wars and nobody should be seriously watching that (or be upset that they've had it spoiled for them). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Can you give an example of what sort of TV shows this is happening in? In my experience it's only extremely shite TV shows that have that stupid "COMING UP..." bit at the start of the show, shit like Storage Wars and nobody should be seriously watching that (or be upset that they've had it spoiled for them). Luther is the only decent programme I know of that does it. Really don’t get it, some of the major plot points of the next episode played at the end of each one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Luther is the only decent programme I know of that does it. Really don’t get it, some of the major plot points of the next episode played at the end of each one. Ah, I haven't sat down to watch Luther yet but that did remind me that The Bridge was a bit guilty of this too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Work PCs that lock every few minutes. In a locked secure building. Then you put your password in wrong as you are pissed off. Probably a days work wasted a year to people logging in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Seeing as we are talking tele shows I fucking hate when I've made all the effort in the world to be ready for it coming on for it to spend the 1st minute with "previously" See if the fuckwits who don't know what's happened can't be bothered to watch the previous episode/series then f**k them. Don't accommodate them. It must be a very small % of the audience who actually require that information and a very large % who are having to watch again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: Seeing as we are talking tele shows I fucking hate when I've made all the effort in the world to be ready for it coming on for it to spend the 1st minute with "previously" See if the fuckwits who don't know what's happened can't be bothered to watch the previous episode/series then f**k them. Don't accommodate them. It must be a very small % of the audience who actually require that information and a very large % who are having to watch again. Especially when the "previously" bit suddenly includes something or someone that happened a series or two ago. Oh, I wonder if this will be important in this new episode? See also: Including the name of an actor whose character is supposed to be dead, or hasn't been in it for ages in the opening credits* *I know that this may be some required actors guild rule, but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Allied to this - work only buying a small number of licenses for a piece of software everyone needs to use, prompting building wide emails asking people to log off on a daily basis... So much this. We have 1 CAD licensed PC in here, our CAD guy only works 3 days a week - if you need a drawing on one of those off days? Tough luck. Why don't we get another licensed PC? Cost. Why don't we make the 1 licensed PC accessible to all? It's his PC and we can't know his password. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Allied to this - work only buying a small number of licenses for a piece of software everyone needs to use, prompting building wide emails asking people to log off on a daily basis...Have you got it open. Nope (totally has it open). It's ok now. Ok.Locked again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Actually the set of numbers we use were invented by Arabs.Nope, by the Hindus. Even the Arabs agree on that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 51 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Especially when the "previously" bit suddenly includes something or someone that happened a series or two ago. Oh, I wonder if this will be important in this new episode? See also: Including the name of an actor whose character is supposed to be dead, or hasn't been in it for ages in the opening credits* *I know that this may be some required actors guild rule, but still. Similarly, well kinda anyhoo - I was fair enjoying 'Homeland' a few years back and there was a spell where we couldn't be sure if a main character was alive or dead - this particular storyline carried on for a few episodes before Netflix used his face in the graphic for the next episode ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Ned Nederlander said: Similarly, well kinda anyhoo - I was fair enjoying 'Homeland' a few years back and there was a spell where we couldn't be sure if a main character was alive or dead - this particular storyline carried on for a few episodes before Netflix used his face in the graphic for the next episode ! Star Trek Discovery on Netflix did this with the new Season by having a character front and centre on the Season banner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: Can you give an example of what sort of TV shows this is happening in? In my experience it's only extremely shite TV shows that have that stupid "COMING UP..." bit at the start of the show, shit like Storage Wars and nobody should be seriously watching that (or be upset that they've had it spoiled for them). I can render your arguement null and void by pointing out that it was an episode of 'Bargain Hunt' that triggered me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Ned Nederlander said: Similarly, well kinda anyhoo - I was fair enjoying 'Homeland' a few years back and there was a spell where we couldn't be sure if a main character was alive or dead - this particular storyline carried on for a few episodes before Netflix used his face in the graphic for the next episode ! Netflix is shocking for doing that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 2 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Allied to this - work only buying a small number of licenses for a piece of software everyone needs to use, prompting building wide emails asking people to log off on a daily basis... 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: So much this. We have 1 CAD licensed PC in here, our CAD guy only works 3 days a week - if you need a drawing on one of those off days? Tough luck. Why don't we get another licensed PC? Cost. Why don't we make the 1 licensed PC accessible to all? It's his PC and we can't know his password. Sounds like the last company I worked for. So small time, yet thinking they were industry leaders. All the PCs were just local accounts, not on a domain or that, so only the person who used it knew the password could log on as I don't even this there was admin accounts on them. And lo and behold, whenever they weren't there, something couldn't get done as his was the only PC with the software on it. They were so tight they would't even buy a couple more licences for resilience. I lasted 10 weeks there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Similarly, well kinda anyhoo - I was fair enjoying 'Homeland' a few years back and there was a spell where we couldn't be sure if a main character was alive or dead - this particular storyline carried on for a few episodes before Netflix used his face in the graphic for the next episode ! Star Trek Discovery on Netflix did this with the new Season by having a character front and centre on the Season banner. Netflix is shocking for doing that.I watched a YouTube video about this actually - different users see different banners etc and some people (myself included) will see different banners for the same show in different sections (so one in the "Netflix Originals" section and a different one in "Your Watchlist" section) and it's because they have an algorithm that sorts through suitable screenshots from episodes of the series and works out which one crops best into the size, fits the mood of your previous shows you've watched (so someone might see a banner for Stranger Things that makes it look like a thriller, some will see a banner that makes it look like a teen comedy) and so they might not always include the main character or could include people who have died in a previous episode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Two things this evening. DASS testing in the corner of the hangar. Noisy fucks!!! Finding fastners and bleed nipples on the jet requiring imperial tools 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Two things this evening. DASS testing in the corner of the hangar. Noisy fucks!!! Finding fastners and bleed nipples on the jet requiring imperial tools 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 22 hours ago, DA Baracus said: One of my friends was referring to an American Football team (Cincinnati Bengals) as 'we' the other day on Facebook. That's right up there with Scottish folk referring to English teams as 'we'. Is there a certain threshold someone has to meet in terms of time spent supporting a non-Scottish sporting team to describe them in this manner? (English football obviously excepted) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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