Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[tamthebam]

11 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said:

The tiny strip they put on credit cards etc , for your signature 

Most of the time there’s plenty room to allow them to make this larger 

could you post a photo of your credit card so we can see that you've had to do a tiny signature? Ta. 

[Bairnardo]

Just got an itison email there with a place in Hamilton being advertised as "loved by esteemed food critic, Tam Cowan"

Might not be the right thread but I had to air my disgust at Cowan being described as such.

[Big Chief Toffee Teeth]

People that say "Robbie Burns". Rabbie or Robert ya fucking fannys.

Couldn't agree more : Robbie Burns? You're bard!

[Tony Ferrino]

My wife's parents won't close the curtains in their living room until around 9 o'clock regardless of what time of year it is. They really don't mind strangers staring at them as they watch Coronation street, but it just makes me feel exposed and vulnerable.

[Swarley]

My wife's parents won't close the curtains in their living room until around 9 o'clock regardless of what time of year it is. They really don't mind strangers staring at them as they watch Coronation street, but it just makes me feel exposed and vulnerable.

Pampas grass out the front garden?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

9 minutes ago, Swarley said:

Pampas grass out the front garden?

Wid

[Dee Man]

Currently watching the documentary series 'Mossad' on Netflix and the narrator voicing over the Israeli secret service agents also finds it necessary to translate their laughing despite Yiddish laughing sounding exactly like English laughing. 

[KnightswoodBear]

Finally got round to decorating my office at home after promising to do it for about 2 years.  I fucking hate painting. 

[Bairnardo]

Finally got round to decorating my office at home after promising to do it for about 2 years.  I fucking hate painting. 

[emoji110] [emoji97]

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

13 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Finally got round to decorating my office at home after promising to do it for about 2 years.  I fucking hate painting. 

Don't forget the light in the corner.

[Bert Raccoon]

35 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Finally got round to decorating my office at home after promising to do it for about 2 years.  I fucking hate painting. 

 

[KnightswoodBear]

27 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

 

[Bairnardo]

 

c**t.

c**t c**t c**t c**t

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Fucking state of this.

[Dee Man]

35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Fucking state of this.

Is it aimed at Hannibal Lecter?

[IainMorton]

20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

People who say seen instead of saw.

"I seen that tae."

No, you didn't. You saw it. You did not seen it. 

Or people that say “would/should of” instead of “have”. Annoys me more than it should.

[welshbairn]

52 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Fucking state of this.

"As tasty and sweet as a sweaty rower's arse"

[DiegoDiego]

That reminds me of another PTTGOMN: businesses with "Est. 2012" like it's some kind of achievement to last five years without going down the pan. (Although in the case of The Rangers, est. 2012 it is somewhat of an achievement.)

[Swarley]

6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Finally got round to decorating my office at home after promising to do it for about 2 years.  I fucking hate painting. 

Staunch!

[ah-dee]

My wife's parents won't close the curtains in their living room until around 9 o'clock regardless of what time of year it is. They really don't mind strangers staring at them as they watch Coronation street, but it just makes me feel exposed and vulnerable.

my neighbour is adamant that the currains should not be closed until the street lights come on. this often means we have to sit in the dark for 30/40 minutes waiting on them.