ah-dee Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Even worse , folk who immediately stop and stand still as soon as they get off an escalator looking like they're wondering where they're going to go next ........but don't leave enough room behind them for other folk coming off the escalator to get past them easily.worse still is lifts. doesnt matter how socially aware or educated 90% of people turn into fucking morons when it comes to lifts. first there is getting in /out. most people just go at each other as soon as the doors open doing that awkard left/right dance.then once in the lift the person closest the keypad will press their desired floor then just stand still infront of it in silence.after its been established aforementioned person is happy to stay silent someome else will finally, awkwardly, ask for their floor to be pressed. this is proceded by everyone else muttering, barely being heard, where they are going. most of these muttering morons have now passed their floor and will have to wait till the lifts going back that waywhilst this is happening there will be 1 really loud child being repeatedly ssshd by a very embarrassed parent.people are shit at using lifts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Root canal today. I'm knackered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Root canal today. I'm knackered. f**k that. I had that in my front tooth years ago. Possibly the worst pain I’ve been in. Awful. Hope you can sort it quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Not to bad. Back nx week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 BBQ flavour Puft Hula Hoops taste f**k all like standard BBQ Hula Hoops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 This complete lack of awareness of what is around you or where you are standing has me seething on an almost daily basis. Here are some other examples I'm sure everyone has experienced: Folk stopping in doorways to check their phone/handbag etc. C*nts. Folk stopping at the top or bottom of stairs to check phone/handbag etc. C*nts. Folk standing in the middle of a busy pavement rather than stand off to the side. C*nts. Folk standing at the bar in a busy pub and refusing to make way for other folk trying to get served. C*nts. Folk walking 3 or 4 abreast (insert gif here) effectively blocking the entire pavement. C*nts. Folk standing right at the bus/train door when folk are trying to get off. C*nts. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY YOU SLEVERING, DEAD EYED, BOVINE C*NTS! /thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 This complete lack of awareness of what is around you or where you are standing has me seething on an almost daily basis. Here are some other examples I'm sure everyone has experienced: Folk stopping in doorways to check their phone/handbag etc. C*nts. Folk stopping at the top or bottom of stairs to check phone/handbag etc. C*nts. Folk standing in the middle of a busy pavement rather than stand off to the side. C*nts. Folk standing at the bar in a busy pub and refusing to make way for other folk trying to get served. C*nts. Folk walking 3 or 4 abreast (insert gif here) effectively blocking the entire pavement. C*nts. Folk standing right at the bus/train door when folk are trying to get off. C*nts. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY YOU SLEVERING, DEAD EYED, BOVINE C*NTS! A couple of months ago I had the pleasure of seeing one of these idiots that try to board a train before people get off be twatted by a cyclist getting off with his bike. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 8 hours ago, A96 said: Even worse , folk who immediately stop and stand still as soon as they get off an escalator looking like they're wondering where they're going to go next ........but don't leave enough room behind them for other folk coming off the escalator to get past them easily. I’ve never understood why people would do this. They have obviously got on the escalator as they are planning on going somewhere when they get to the top/bottom, so they should already have their route planned before they even step on. 99.99999% of people don’t get on an escalator for the sake of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 20 hours ago, pj_puttz said: This complete lack of awareness of what is around you or where you are standing has me seething on an almost daily basis. Here are some other examples I'm sure everyone has experienced: Folk stopping in doorways to check their phone/handbag etc. C*nts. Folk stopping at the top or bottom of stairs to check phone/handbag etc. C*nts. Folk standing in the middle of a busy pavement rather than stand off to the side. C*nts. Folk standing at the bar in a busy pub and refusing to make way for other folk trying to get served. C*nts. Folk walking 3 or 4 abreast (insert gif here) effectively blocking the entire pavement. C*nts. Folk standing right at the bus/train door when folk are trying to get off. C*nts. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY YOU SLEVERING, DEAD EYED, BOVINE C*NTS! Please add to the list the c***s at bus stops that rather than stand in the bus stop will stand against the adjacent building or just in the middle of pavement thereby making the pavement where it is already made thinner by the bus stop even thinner if not impassable. Special bonus points for the c**t that was leaning against the edge of the bus stop with his bag on the ground completely blocking Union St pavement yesterday. One idiot managing to block one of the busiest pedestrian areas of Aberdeen in a solo effort of cuntish, lack of spacial awareness twat behaviour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Naw - the actual bus stop bit is always such a quagmire of chewing gum, fag ends and spit that I never queue up there and will always stand away from it. Well stand in line with the bus stop in front or behind it, not in the way of pedestrians walking past, That the way not to be a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 21 hours ago, pj_puttz said: This complete lack of awareness of what is around you or where you are standing has me seething on an almost daily basis. Here are some other examples I'm sure everyone has experienced: Folk stopping in doorways to check their phone/handbag etc. C*nts. Folk stopping at the top or bottom of stairs to check phone/handbag etc. C*nts. Folk standing in the middle of a busy pavement rather than stand off to the side. C*nts. Folk standing at the bar in a busy pub and refusing to make way for other folk trying to get served. C*nts. Folk walking 3 or 4 abreast (insert gif here) effectively blocking the entire pavement. C*nts. Folk standing right at the bus/train door when folk are trying to get off. C*nts. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY YOU SLEVERING, DEAD EYED, BOVINE C*NTS! Seems to be a common theme here. Hint, it rhymes with plannedshag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, IainMorton said: I’ve never understood why people would do this. They have obviously got on the escalator as they are planning on going somewhere when they get to the top/bottom, so they should already have their route planned before they even step on. 99.99999% of people don’t get on an escalator for the sake of it. Escalators are a focal point for imbeciles to be fair. Firstly, they're located in places that either attract morons (shopping centres) or befuddle and confound the stupid amongst us (airports, train stations, etc.). In the case of shopping centres, I always have a pang of dread having to enter these places. Not once have I been in such a place where I have not encountered a collection of morons blocking up escalators by standing and chatting (usually with their bags spread out beside them). It's as though they see the escalator as a nice opportunity for a bit of a rest. They decide to stop going where they are going and pause, oblivious to anyone around them. They don't all stand to the right, and sometimes they even stand two abreast. If these ugly, stupid, mouth-breathing tumours need a rest so badly, they should go outside, lie down, and welcome death's sweet embrace. Edited January 18, 2019 by milton75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Perfectly fit and able-bodied people parking as close as is humanly possible to the front doors in a supermarket car park to save themselves an extra 50 paces. Lazy fuckers. Mrs Romeo does this at places like braehead or Silverburn. Plenty of spaces a 60 second walk away from the front doors but she'd happily drive round and round the same bit to get a space as close as possible.Someone should kick her in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 13 hours ago, peasy23 said: BBQ flavour Puft Hula Hoops taste f**k all like standard BBQ Hula Hoops. Greenied for saying "standard" instead of "regular". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 59 minutes ago, Romeo said: Mrs Romeo does this at places like braehead or Silverburn. Plenty of spaces a 60 second walk away from the front doors but she'd happily drive round and round the same bit to get a space as close as possible.Someone should kick her in the pie. She's married to you. I think she's suffered enough. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 The clock is ticking.... Hearing that phrase about 1000 times a day just now and it's getting on my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: The clock is ticking.... Hearing that phrase about 1000 times a day just now and it's getting on my tits. How many times have you heard it today so far? Clock is ticking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: How many times have you heard it today so far? Clock is ticking. Sorry for the delay in responding. It's just gone from 575 to 576 thanks to you, so roughly on target. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Impersonators like McGowan and Culshaw , who appear on chat shows etc and just can’t be themselves, but insist on doing annoying fucking impressions . To be fair it’s probably due to the fact that in reality., they’re uninteresting, boring c***s 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Impersonators like McGowan and Culshaw , who appear on chat shows etc and just can’t be themselves, but insist on doing annoying fucking impressions . To be fair it’s probably due to the fact that in reality., they’re uninteresting, boring c***s ^^^ Only An Excuse’s number one fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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