Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 There's a woman on Pointless with brown teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: There's a woman on Pointless with brown teeth. Wid? Edit: sorry, wood? Edited January 14, 2019 by BigFatTabbyDave 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 You are splitting hairs here.No he’s not. Danderhall is in Midlothian and is a cheapskate version of Royston Vasey.Glamorous, cosmopolitan, sexy Gilmerton is part of Capital city.......but you knew that Throbs.[emoji38][emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 No he’s not. Danderhall is in Midlothian and is a cheapskate version of Royston Vasey.Glamorous, cosmopolitan, sexy Gilmerton is part of Capital city.......but you knew that Throbs.[emoji38][emoji38]I’m not that familiar with that part of town, just out of curiosity do you think either would be a good place to live with a young family? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q0S-RUSH Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 People that go on to Facebook claiming they have a migraine. WRONG, You wouldn,t be sitting looking at a phone or laptop if you had a migraine.F**king hypochondriacs. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I’m not that familiar with that part of town, just out of curiosity do you think either would be a good place to live with a young family?Sent you a PM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 People that go on to Facebook claiming they have a migraine. WRONG, You wouldn,t be sitting looking at a phone or laptop if you had a migraine.F**king hypochondriacs.Migraine = a sore head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q0S-RUSH Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Romeo said: 30 minutes ago, Q0S-RUSH said: People that go on to Facebook claiming they have a migraine. WRONG, You wouldn,t be sitting looking at a phone or laptop if you had a migraine.F**king hypochondriacs. Migraine = a sore head. Correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Also "Our thoughts are with the family". WTF does that mean?Fairly self explanatory tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Folks who say they are "suffering empty nest syndrome". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Q0S-RUSH said: People that go on to Facebook claiming they have a migraine. WRONG, You wouldn,t be sitting looking at a phone or laptop if you had a migraine.F**king hypochondriacs. I used to work with a guy who would be in work at least twice a year saying he had the flu. This is despite me telling him on every occasion that he would be in his bed if he had the flu. I'm sure he was eventually just saying it to piss me off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 People that go on to Facebook claiming they have a migraine. WRONG, You wouldn,t be sitting looking at a phone or laptop if you had a migraine.F**king hypochondriacs.This reminds me so much of when I worked in an office in a team mostly made up of women. At least once a day someone would be walking about, rubbing their temples complaining of a migraine, nobody ever just had a simple headache. I know from experience of my one and only migraine that you can't even lift your head off the pillow or have a light on never mind dossing about like a twat at work! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 C*nts in the pharmacy all queued up in front of the counter as if they haven't been served while waiting on prescriptions. See also c***s in a cafe. You've ordered your coffee, move to the side and let everyone else order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Rugster said: Bought a Ham salad roll from Harry Gow, got back to work and sat at my desk to enjoy it and when I opened it it was an Egg mayo roll. Noone should go to Harry Gow and come home with egg mayo. #prayforruggie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 8 hours ago, NJ2 said: Means you’re thinking of the people who have just lost someone they, presumably, held dear...at a guess? The angels one is bollocks but saying your thoughts are with the family seems fair enough (providing you at least know the deceased and/or their family of course!) Yes, IF you know the family concerned. But if it's a stranger you don't spend the whole time thinking about the relatives. It's the sort of thing a politician will say if there's been a big accident or something but how long do they really spare in sympathising before getting on with something else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Noone should go to Harry Gow FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 A man died inside the Barclays Bank on princes street in Edinburgh today, the wife walked past when the medics were working on him, and people queued outside were more concerned about when the bank would be open again. Bunch of inconsiderate c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, philpy said: A man died inside the Barclays Bank on princes street in Edinburgh today, the wife walked past when the medics were working on him, and people queued outside were more concerned about when the bank would be open again. Bunch of inconsiderate c***s. Your wife just walked by while a man died? Inconsiderate c**t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 When auld c***s bang on about how much something cost in the past as if a quid had the same value now as it did then. More so if they give the price in some best-forgotten archaic currency. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 This reminds me so much of when I worked in an office in a team mostly made up of women. At least once a day someone would be walking about, rubbing their temples complaining of a migraine, nobody ever just had a simple headache. I know from experience of my one and only migraine that you can't even lift your head off the pillow or have a light on never mind dossing about like a twat at work! this. i had never had a migraine until my stroke. now i get them regularly. when they start coming on its bed, lights off and phone off. oh and when youre under the covers, praying for death you are also praying the dog will stay quiet! anyone who claims they have a migraine when they infact have a headache deserves a migraine! plus a boot to the pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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