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2 hours ago, Shotgun said:

The "disease" of obesity didn't exist in previous decades, nor does it exist in poorer nations. Ask yourself why (with apologies for the link to the Daily Heil).

Take portion sizes back to the 1950s to beat obesity

"Portion sizes have ballooned in the last few decades - with people filling their plates to the brim and cleaning them of every last morsel."

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It can be very difficult to lose weight and keep it off and modern lifestyles can contribute a lot to this. However, obesity isn’t a disease.

The answer is to go through your life understanding that everyone has weakness and bad habits, this is part of the human condition and you shouldn’t take a cold utilitarian line on these things.

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people (americans) who insist on saying "freaking" this and "freaking" that

people (irish) who insist on saying "fecking" this and "fecking" that

people (english) who insist on saying "firkin'" this and "firkin'" that

how's about you have the courage of your convictions and just say FUCKING, why don't you ?

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21 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

people (americans) who insist on saying "freaking" this and "freaking" that

people (irish) who insist on saying "fecking" this and "fecking" that

people (english) who insist on saying "firkin'" this and "firkin'" that

how's about you have the courage of your convictions and just say FUCKING, why don't you ?

Why does this frigging bother you?

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9 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Losing weight didn't work, so after my holiday I'm going to try getting taller.

You should invest in these bad boys I photographed in the Virgin in-flight magazine the other day, although the height they increase you by might be up for debate. 

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Trying to give your mobile phone number over the phone. 

07967

Pause. Wait for possible confirmation. 

45 "yes" 

456, 

Pause, wait longer for confirmation. 

5 "yes" 

534 

"So that's, 07967 45456 5534?" or some other shambolic synopsis. 

f**k off, I'll post it

 

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10 hours ago, Herman Hessian said:

people (americans) who insist on saying "freaking" this and "freaking" that

people (irish) who insist on saying "fecking" this and "fecking" that

people (english) who insist on saying "firkin'" this and "firkin'" that

how's about you have the courage of your convictions and just say FUCKING, why don't you ?

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Trying to give your mobile phone number over the phone. 
07967
Pause. Wait for possible confirmation. 
45 "yes" 
456, 
Pause, wait longer for confirmation. 
5 "yes" 
534 
"So that's, 07967 45456 5534?" or some other shambolic synopsis. 
f**k off, I'll post it
 
The only acceptable ways to chop up a mobile number is the first 5 digits then either 2 groups of 3 or 3 groups of 2. Anything else should result in whoever is taking the number over the phone terminating the call. Old people are the worst. " 07.......7......1234.....5..........67.... 8".
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7 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said:
4 hours ago, whiskychimp said:
Trying to give your mobile phone number over the phone. 
07967
Pause. Wait for possible confirmation. 
45 "yes" 
456, 
Pause, wait longer for confirmation. 
5 "yes" 
534 
"So that's, 07967 45456 5534?" or some other shambolic synopsis. 
f**k off, I'll post it
 

The only acceptable ways to chop up a mobile number is the first 5 digits then either 2 groups of 3 or 3 groups of 2. Anything else should result in whoever is taking the number over the phone terminating the call. Old people are the worst. " 07.......7......1234.....5..........67.... 8".

I give mine 3 3 2 and 3.

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The only acceptable ways to chop up a mobile number is the first 5 digits then either 2 groups of 3 or 3 groups of 2. Anything else should result in whoever is taking the number over the phone terminating the call. Old people are the worst. " 07.......7......1234.....5..........67.... 8".
Its 5 3 3. Nothing else makes even a tiny bit of sense.
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