Shandon Par Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I seem to keep getting Niki Minaj and Rita Ora mixed up. Why so fussy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, whiskychimp said: Plus VAT. Your repair will cost £500........ ....plus Vat. So £600, you utter walloper. Yep, tell me the actual fucking price it's going to cost me you complete toby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, Deontay WildPar said: Why so fussy? One of them owes me a pint but I can’t remember which one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: Someone at work is in wearing a Christmas jumper with bells on it. On Friday, someone in my work was wearing a Christmas jumper with Whyte & Mackay's on it - all over it in fact, later to be joined by some sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 That's pretty much how I wooed the missus. She was my boss at the time and would come over and pick at my lunch. She basically dropped her drawers for me if I brought her in my leftover chicken nachos. Great init?She used to suck me off for a steak bake. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Hillonearth said: On Friday, someone in my work was wearing a Christmas jumper with Whyte & Mackay's on it - all over it in fact, later to be joined by some sick. Bet he was really pissed off at you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 TV programs that put subtitles up when someone is speaking English just because they have an accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, JamesP_81 said: TV programs that put subtitles up when someone is speaking English just because they have an accent. Kunts who can't spell 'programmes'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Kunts who can't spell 'programmes'. c***s who can't spell "c***s"... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 11 hours ago, TheScarf said: Yep, tell me the actual fucking price it's going to cost me you complete toby. A few countries do this as a matter of course with their pricing. Really pisses me off. Go to a pub in Malaysia for example and on the menu or the board behind the bar you'll have some vague approximation of the price of a beer based on what it would cost with no tax and service. But then they add on the tax and service and bring you the bill. JUST TELL ME WHAT IT'S GOING TO FUCKING COST. It's like they expect you to bring a calculator to the pub as well as the latest Malaysian tax handbook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintDougie Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Those fucking Jacamo skits before during and after Sky One shows like the Simpsons etc... You know, the ones with a bunch of large men sit about and talk utter scripted drivel in awful clothes? Aye, that one. f**k off with yer Cliffhanger, and Texan Tuxedo chat behemoth! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Hand dryers that don’t, you know, dry your hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, Karpaty said: Hand dryers that don’t, you know, dry your hands. Yes the old style ones are awful. A waste of time, money and energy installing those things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Movie posters. They give me a huge cringe. Acting as a profession is ridiculous to me when I actually think about it. Grown adults pretending to be somebody else. A bit weird. But usually I can get past that and enjoy films like a normal person. But movie posters with posed 'in character' images on them always make me wince. Like this one. I can imagine the photographer saying "Ok, give me 'tough'". The cringe is huge. Other variations, obviously depending on the film, might involve the actor standing looking noble and decent (all Liam Neeson films), or tough but troubled (the modern Bond films), or approachable yet vulnerable (typical loser rom-com character). It doesn't matter what the genre is, film posters are vomit-inducing pish that should be removed from public view. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 No football in the the Highlands on Boxing Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 No football at East End Park since last season. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 My stupid sister and family are coming to "Scotland" (ie my hoose) for Christmas. This will not end well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintDougie Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, JTS98 said: Movie posters. They give me a huge cringe. Acting as a profession is ridiculous to me when I actually think about it. Grown adults pretending to be somebody else. A bit weird. But usually I can get past that and enjoy films like a normal person. But movie posters with posed 'in character' images on them always make me wince. Like this one. I can imagine the photographer saying "Ok, give me 'tough'". The cringe is huge. Other variations, obviously depending on the film, might involve the actor standing looking noble and decent (all Liam Neeson films), or tough but troubled (the modern Bond films), or approachable yet vulnerable (typical loser rom-com character). It doesn't matter what the genre is, film posters are vomit-inducing pish that should be removed from public view. It would seem that there may be something deep down that you're repressing. See a physiatrist please. Edited December 20, 2018 by SaintDougie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 The word Xmas, and antagonistic people who taking every opportunity to let it be known that they don't like Christmas. If you don't like it then don't celebrate it. You're an adult. It's your choice. Don't try and ruin it for everyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Karpaty said: Hand dryers that don’t, you know, dry your hands. Was it switched on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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