Brother Blades Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 When you accidentally poop in your pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 3 hours ago, The Moonster said: What happens if your watch dies? Not having a reasonably charged battery in your phone is the mark of moron. How long does a watch battery last? I have to say in 53 years I've never yet been caught out by the sudden demise of a watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Watch wearers are a touchy bunch. Wear your watches with pride guys, I'm not having a go, just pointing out that watches are no longer an essential item for the every day man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Only cool, sophisticated gentlemen wear a watch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Watch wearers are a touchy bunch. Wear your watches with pride guys, I'm not having a go, just pointing out that watches are no longer an essential item for the every day man.On being asked the time, I actually dont check if someone is wearing a watch before I ask them the time. I just ask. If they dont know then I will take my pursuit of chronological enlightenment elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Watch wearers are a touchy bunch. Wear your watches with pride guys, I'm not having a go, just pointing out that watches are no longer an essential item for the every day man. Can't be arsed pulling my phone out of my pocket and unlocking it instead of just glancing at my wrist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Watches are the business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Only people who are too stupid to tell the time from a watch use their phones to do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 the last few years , everything was Bespoke. Now everything is Binary.... for feks sake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Grown men who don't wear watches are OFTW imo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Nah it's because they had their eye on that one and are gutted they're losing itif they look hard enough im sure theres a copy in a bush somewhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Local newspaper websites. 53,000 adverts bouncing around the screen beside one photo and 22 words of text making up the "story". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 17 hours ago, Brother Blades said: When you accidentally poop in your pants. As opposed to intentionally? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 The problem with not wearing a watch is that it encourages you to check your phone more. Which cuts down on the amount of peace you get, as you become aware of messages you might have had no reason to see for ages and been none the worse for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 (edited) 12 hours ago, ah-dee said: 18 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Nah it's because they had their eye on that one and are gutted they're losing it if they look hard enough im sure theres a copy in a bush somewhere From my limited* research into the porn world, bushes are much more rare these days, almost to the point that you get a surprise when you find one. *definition of limited may vary from person to person Edited December 15, 2018 by Boghead ranter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Thought my phone was fucked so ordered a new one. It's working fine again now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 When people come to visit neighbours, and park where it makes it awkward for either me, or other neighbours, to get in or out of their drives. Heaven forbid that you actually park close to the person you're visiting's drive, because they won't be taking their car anywhere, due to, you know, having visitors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 When people come to visit neighbours, and park where it makes it awkward for either me, or other neighbours, to get in or out of their drives. Heaven forbid that you actually park close to the person you're visiting's drive, because they won't be taking their car anywhere, due to, you know, having visitors.our neighbour is a self employed beauty therapist (or some shit like that) and has folk visiting the house all the time. the arseholes are always doing the same as youve said to us. drives me fucking mad. spoke to the neighbour a few times about it a few times but it still happens. would love to so something shitty like slash their tyres but then they would just be stuck there so hardly productive! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: When people come to visit neighbours, and park where it makes it awkward for either me, or other neighbours, to get in or out of their drives. Actually that explains why they always, always toot their horn as they're driving away - it's to let you know that you can have your parking space back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 (edited) When you get a notification from Just Eat to say your food is en route, 20 minutes after you have finished eating the food you ordered. Edited December 15, 2018 by IainMorton 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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