TheScarf Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 53 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Constantly having to edit posts because my phone has autocorrected a word to something ridiculous. Can’t be arsed poof reading every post. Indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Indeed. Sickening homophobia. Sad to see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Constantly having to edit posts because my phone has autocorrected a word to something ridiculous. Can’t be arsed proof reading every post. Can't you just turn autocorrect off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Can't you just turn autocorrect off? I could but it is useful at times as it more often than not corrects mistakes. It’s just annoying that certain words constantly change because it doesn’t understand them e.g. ‘fucking’ to ‘ducking’. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I could but it is useful at times as it more often than not corrects mistakes. It’s just annoying that certain words constantly change because it doesn’t understand them e.g. ‘fucking’ to ‘ducking’. I was trying to send a message yesterday, where it kept insisting I wanted to amend 'push' to 'pish' - guess I must use pish quite a lot in my vocabulary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Don't if anyone else has had occasion to use the self-service checkout in Poundland recently, but they've replaced the "hilarious" Elvis voiceover with a Santa one. I think they were going for a jolly vibe with the voice, but it couldn't have turned out more creepy and sinister if they'd gone the whole hog and just sampled the voice of Jimmy Savile. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I was trying to send a message yesterday, where it kept insisting I wanted to amend 'push' to 'pish' - guess I must use pish quite a lot in my vocabulary.Don't talk push. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 42 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Don't if anyone else has had occasion to use the self-service checkout in Poundland recently, but they've replaced the "hilarious" Elvis voiceover with a Santa one. I think they were going for a jolly vibe with the voice, but it couldn't have turned out more creepy and sinister if they'd gone the whole hog and just sampled the voice of Jimmy Savile. What annoys me is how it refers to the scanned items as 'presents' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I was trying to send a message yesterday, where it kept insisting I wanted to amend 'push' to 'pish' - guess I must use pish quite a lot in my vocabulary.i have a samsung and it gives you 3 suggestions as you start typing. if i type "the" in the number one suggestion is "fucking dog". this makes perfect sense as the dog is a dick 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I was trying to send a message yesterday, where it kept insisting I wanted to amend 'push' to 'pish' - guess I must use pish quite a lot in my vocabulary.My favourite auto Correct is when I try and type Tartan, it used to change it to TarzanI rarely type tartan but I have never typed Tarzan till explaining the stupidity of autocorrect on P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 My wife’s phone has a thing where you can put in a phrase that always comes up if you type certain letters. I discovered this and changed her “xxx” to do you want a blowjob. It really got on her nerves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 49 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: My favourite auto Correct is when I try and type Tartan, it used to change it to Tarzan I rarely type tartan but I have never typed Tarzan till explaining the stupidity of autocorrect on P&B I used to find it amusing when Onanist was changed to Unionist. Didn't happen very often. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 5 hours ago, Hillonearth said: Don't if anyone else has had occasion to use the self-service checkout in Poundland recently, but they've replaced the "hilarious" Elvis voiceover with a Santa one. I think they were going for a jolly vibe with the voice, but it couldn't have turned out more creepy and sinister if they'd gone the whole hog and just sampled the voice of Jimmy Savile. Horrendous stuff. "I'm just wrapping Mrs Claus' present!". Probably a human head, the sick c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Clearly flawed mileage signs on the newly-opened AWPR. Had a wee taste of it this evening, starting at Cove and taking the spur to the ‘Cleanhill Roundabout’ and then exiting at Culter. Anyway at Cove I was informed the Airport was 12 miles away. Cleanhill Roundabout, somewhere between Maryculter and Netherley seemed a 3 to 4 mile drive. Yet the sign there said the Airport was 11 miles away. Someone has made an erse of that, and they better fix it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just walked into a lift behind some woman. She gets in, presses the button for the floor she wants and just stands there. Either ask me what floor I want or get the f**k out of the way of the buttons you ignorant boot. We were in the hospital which will be handy for her getting her pie fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just walked into a lift behind some woman. She gets in, presses the button for the floor she wants and just stands there. Either ask me what floor I want or get the f**k out of the way of the buttons you ignorant boot. We were in the hospital which will be handy for her getting her pie fixed. Helluva way to talk about Mrs Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 My favourite auto Correct is when I try and type Tartan, it used to change it to TarzanI rarely type tartan but I have never typed Tarzan till explaining the stupidity of autocorrect on P&BMy favourite autocorrect isJohn McVeigh is a tit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 When I don't have my glasses on my toothpaste and pile cream tubes look very similar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 When you have temp traffic lights out side your house and you hear the shit music people are listening to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, tarapoa said: Clearly flawed mileage signs on the newly-opened AWPR. Had a wee taste of it this evening, starting at Cove and taking the spur to the ‘Cleanhill Roundabout’ and then exiting at Culter. Anyway at Cove I was informed the Airport was 12 miles away. Cleanhill Roundabout, somewhere between Maryculter and Netherley seemed a 3 to 4 mile drive. Yet the sign there said the Airport was 11 miles away. Someone has made an erse of that, and they better fix it. My first AWPR PTTGOYN was that the big green road signs were pretty much the first things that went up at the start of the project. Why?!! Eta: Also how you get road signs in the centre of town saying 1 3/4 miles to the city centre, yet every other town is only ever rounded up to the mile. For example, you never see a sign saying Keith 50 1/2. Edited December 13, 2018 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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