Bairnardo Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Alexa, green dot the above post for me. Thanks.Its nice that you say thanks to Alexa. I bet she doesnt hear it often. And I imagine she will remeber it, come Judgement Day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Bedrooms should be nice and cool. Having the heating on at night when folk are sleeping is horrendous behaviour. Yep, quite why you would want to be absolutely roasting whilst trying to go to sleep is beyond me. If you're cold in bed, put more layers on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 22 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Yep, quite why you would want to be absolutely roasting whilst trying to go to sleep is beyond me. If you're cold in bed, put jimmy jam jams on. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 4 hours ago, The Moonster said: Was Dennis Law pathetic when he nonchalantly back-heeled that one in for Man City against Man Utd and walked away with his head down? To be fair that wasn't just any goal - that was the one that relegated Man United. I know that's obvious but I just liked typing the phrase "relegated Man United". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: FTFY You out the electric blanket game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, GordonD said: To be fair that wasn't just any goal - that was the one that relegated Man United. I know that's obvious but I just liked typing the phrase "relegated Man United". It didn't though, or am I being whooshed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 They would've gone down anyway as the shite from the Coventry Road won. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 2 hours ago, TheScarf said: Yep, quite why you would want to be absolutely roasting whilst trying to go to sleep is beyond me. If you're cold in bed, put more layers on. Not much I can do about it sadly. Today’s one: weegie Twitter. Fucking despise it, loads of unfunny c***s typing in their accent thinking they’re hilarious. Not for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You out the electric blanket game? Aye, it’s a shit business. Young man’s game now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: They would've gone down anyway as the shite from the Coventry Road won. After googling it to check I found out that Dennis Bergkamp was named after him. Just the first name obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Just now, Tynierose said: And another boring point the registrar made his father change it from Denis to Dennis has it looked to girly ...and then Blondie wrote a song about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It didn't though, or am I being whooshed? 1 hour ago, Bully Wee Villa said: They would've gone down anyway as the shite from the Coventry Road won. Well, it was the final nail in the coffin. And as Dundee supporters will testify it's always more satisfying when you beat your local rivals and send them down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: Well, it was the final nail in the coffin. And as Dundee supporters will testify it's always more satisfying when you beat your local rivals and send them down. Man U could've won and still gone down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Watching the build up to Liverpool v napoli, lineker stops so we can hear the fans sing you'll never walk Alone, crowd constantly being talked up as winning this for LiverpoolGuess napoli will not have games like this in Italy [emoji849][emoji849][emoji849] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 8 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "Alexa, play Christmas music" "Alexa, switch the light on" "Alexa, wipe my fat lazy arse as I cant do or think for myself anymore" p***ks. Alexa, you OK hon? xoxoxo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 For those that don't frequent the EoSL forum... The pie hut down at Newton Park in Bo'ness has apparently been damaged by some wee scrotes setting it on fire.Probably more than a PTTGOYN (is there a 'C*nts in the Community' thread?) I don't get their motivation - assuming that it was probably done by youths local to the area - vandalising stuff in your own community, making the area in which you live worse? The work of utter scum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 41 minutes ago, Black Dug said: For those that don't frequent the EoSL forum... The pie hut down at Newton Park in Bo'ness has apparently been damaged by some wee scrotes setting it on fire. Probably more than a PTTGOYN (is there a 'C*nts in the Community' thread?) I don't get their motivation - assuming that it was probably done by youths local to the area - vandalising stuff in your own community, making the area in which you live worse? The work of utter scum. At least the pies will be ready for the next game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Constantly having to edit posts because my phone has autocorrected a word to something ridiculous. Can’t be arsed proof reading every post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Constantly having to edit posts because my phone has autocorrected a word to something ridiculous. Can’t be arsed proof reading every post. Technology gone mad when we have to double check the checker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Might be more than petty, but after 6 weeks of fucking about, the prospective buyers of my late Dad's flat have pulled out stating that their mortgage was refused because "the property is close to a convenience store / commercial premises." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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