Shandon Par Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There's a wasp in my office. A fucking wasp*. (not a Rangers* supporter) White Anglo Saxon Prostitute was always a popular one from the top shelf of the old video shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Deontay WildPar said: White Anglo Saxon Prostitute was always a popular one from the top shelf of the old video shop. Did it start off like this? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Did it start off like this? Can't beat a good TVTA scene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Did it start off like this?I definitely would not treble her arse. Not even with yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Deontay WildPar said: Can't beat a good TVTA scene. Had to google that. Tweed Valley Trails Association or Tennessee Vetinary Technicians Association? Works either way tbf, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/8/2018 at 15:47, ah-dee said: got home today and it looks like santas shot his load all over the house. hate Christmas decorations He does only come once a year hence the mess 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: He does only come once a year hence the mess When he comes, he fills your stockings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 c***s ordering cocktails at the bar just as you finish your pint. c***s! Not petty at all tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just now, Brother Blades said: c***s ordering cocktails FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 FTFYTo be fair, one hawk-eyed bar man spotted my plight and interrupted his “mixology” to serve me a rather delicious pint, pretty much as soon as I typed my PTTGOYN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Brother Blades said: c***s ordering cocktails at the bar just as you finish your pint. c***s! Not petty at all tbf. Was out for a few hours on Saturday night, was about 7 so the pub I was in wasn't too busy so only one barmaid was serving, the others were moseying about serving meals etc. There was a group of 5 lads in and they all walked up to the bar just as I went to get me and my mate a pint. All 5 of the virgins ordered and paid for their single Vodka and Red Bull separately. I did joke and say to shout over to me next time they're going to the bar so I can nip over and get served first. Fucking goons. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Was out for a few hours on Saturday night, was about 7 so the pub I was in wasn't too busy so only one barmaid was serving, the others were moseying about serving meals etc. There was a group of 5 lads in and they all walked up to the bar just as I went to get me and my mate a pint. All 5 of the virgins ordered and paid for their single Vodka and Red Bull separately. I did joke and say to shout over to me next time they're going to the bar so I can nip over and get served first. Fucking goons.I was in The Clachaig in Glen Coe a few weeks back and a group of 6 old timers ordered coffees and paid separately, raging and i wasnt even having a real drink, if i'd been waiting to order a pint there might have been another massacre, shocking behaviour from the old yins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: 9 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Was out for a few hours on Saturday night, was about 7 so the pub I was in wasn't too busy so only one barmaid was serving, the others were moseying about serving meals etc. There was a group of 5 lads in and they all walked up to the bar just as I went to get me and my mate a pint. All 5 of the virgins ordered and paid for their single Vodka and Red Bull separately. I did joke and say to shout over to me next time they're going to the bar so I can nip over and get served first. Fucking goons. I was in The Clachaig in Glen Coe a few weeks back and a group of 6 old timers ordered coffees and paid separately, raging and i wasnt even having a real drink, if i'd been waiting to order a pint there might have been another massacre, shocking behaviour from the old yins Old boys don't give a fuck do they. They probably knew it would take ages so did it intentionally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Old boys don't give a fuck do they. They probably knew it would take ages so did it intentionally.The worst part was that they all had snooty english accents and they all paid with 20 pound notes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMDP Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 17:39, Tynierose said: After last nights session in Manchester I have ended up with a broken rib. A tad annoying. On a similar note, I broke two bones in my foot whilst out on the lash last week. Annoying. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 When your on Facebook and you like pages offering custom made items (for me that's aquariums with cabinets and solid wood furniture before anyone asks) and something will occasionally catch your eye on your news feed. When you go to take a closer look your interest is sparked and you start to wonder if you can justify buying said item or at least something similar to it but there's never a price to be seen. I'm not sure if it's some sort of proven marketing ploy but when I see a ton of replies to a picture all asking for a price only to be met with the page owner replying with "PM us" or "PM sent" I get instantly bored. There probably is a very valid reason for it but it has always annoyed the f**k out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, Rizzo said: When your on Facebook and you like pages offering custom made items (for me that's aquariums with cabinets and solid wood furniture before anyone asks) and something will occasionally catch your eye on your news feed. When you go to take a closer look your interest is sparked and you start to wonder if you can justify buying said item or at least something similar to it but there's never a price to be seen. I'm not sure if it's some sort of proven marketing ploy but when I see a ton of replies to a picture all asking for a price only to be met with the page owner replying with "PM us" or "PM sent" I get instantly bored. There probably is a very valid reason for it but it has always annoyed the f**k out of me. They're selling at different prices to different people (ie quote high, and in some cases let themselves get negotiated down). They don't want everyone to see the lowest prices they're willing to sell at, because everyone will want to pay that price (naturally) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: They're selling at different prices to different people (ie quote high, and in some cases let themselves get negotiated down). They don't want everyone to see the lowest prices they're willing to sell at, because everyone will want to pay that price (naturally) I knew that there was most likely a valid and logical reason for it. Still pisses me off though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 My girlfriend puts the heating on at night (or rather keeps the heating on). I can’t sleep because it’s absolutely roasting. It’s also a massive waste of money/killing the planet. I don’t understand how someone can be cold in bed tbh, it isn’t even that cold outside at the moment. Weirdo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 My girlfriend puts the heating on at night (or rather keeps the heating on). I can’t sleep because it’s absolutely roasting. It’s also a massive waste of money/killing the planet. I don’t understand how someone can be cold in bed tbh, it isn’t even that cold outside at the moment. Weirdo.I've had no central heating or hot water for three weeks now thanks to a deceased boiler. New one pencilled in for Thursday.So think yourself lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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