throbber Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Suffered from a bad case of brewers droop last night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Christmas. It can f**k off and it’s not even December. Decided to go pick up a tree from B&Q just now because I’m busy the next couple of weeks and won’t have a chance. My girlfriend, who for some fucking reason descends into a child whenever Christmas is mentioned has already assembled the tree despite me repeatedly telling her it was going into the cupboard until next month. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Christmas. It can f**k off and it’s not even December. Decided to go pick up a tree from B&Q just now because I’m busy the next couple of weeks and won’t have a chance. My girlfriend, who for some fucking reason descends into a child whenever Christmas is mentioned has already assembled the tree despite me repeatedly telling her it was going into the cupboard until next month. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] There’s a reason I drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Cards and flowers. I don't like giving cards and I don't like receiving them. I don't like it when people give us flowers either. "Thanks very much - something for me to watch die over the next few days before I have the hassle of recycling the remains. Cheers. Thanks so much". Everything about these little industries pisses me off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 hour ago, milton75 said: Cards and flowers. I don't like giving cards and I don't like receiving them. I don't like it when people give us flowers either. "Thanks very much - something for me to watch die over the next few days before I have the hassle of recycling the remains. Cheers. Thanks so much". Everything about these little industries pisses me off. ^^^^^ Forgot his anniversary 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 hours ago, mizfit said: Christmas. It can f**k off and it’s not even December. Decided to go pick up a tree from B&Q just now because I’m busy the next couple of weeks and won’t have a chance. My girlfriend, who for some fucking reason descends into a child whenever Christmas is mentioned has already assembled the tree despite me repeatedly telling her it was going into the cupboard until next month. Aye....you show her who's boss in her house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, milton75 said: Cards and flowers. I don't like giving cards and I don't like receiving them. I don't like it when people give us flowers either. "Thanks very much - something for me to watch die over the next few days before I have the hassle of recycling the remains. Cheers. Thanks so much". Everything about these little industries pisses me off. Agree 100% on cards. Flowers however are brilliant for making the house smell great without splashing out on an air wick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 (edited) Aftershave and perfume adverts. WTF is going on in most of these? I assume nobody actually buys scents based on the Celebrity and advert but like me sprays the b*****d in boots and goes yeah....that'll do???? I'm not wearing cologne that stinks because Gerrard Butler tells me he wears it. Edited November 20, 2018 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Folk who refer to McDonald's as "MacDonald's", with a heavy emphasis on the "Mac". Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, banana said: Folk who refer to McDonald's as "MacDonald's", with a heavy emphasis on the "Mac". Arseholes. Thought the entire planet had agreed on Mickey Dees? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Just now, Gaz FFC said: Thought the entire planet had agreed on Mickey Dees? Macca’s in Australia and they even use that in some of their propaganda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Thought the entire planet had agreed on Mickey Dees?Just Mick Dees where I come from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 On 19/11/2018 at 17:18, throbber said: Suffered from a bad case of brewers droop last night. This is me when I hear someone say 'Maccy D's'. After I straighten my hair and put lipstick on of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 This is me when I hear someone say 'Maccy D's'. After I straighten my hair and put lipstick on of course. Not sure what this has to do with my flaccid member, but thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 53 minutes ago, throbber said: Not sure what this has to do with my flaccid member, but thanks. Is it still floppy? Maybe it's permanently out of action? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 This is me when I hear someone say 'Maccy D's'. After I straighten my hair and put lipstick on of course. dee man is a wid. pm anytime babez! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 (edited) Went to the shop there as I fancied a bag of crisps. Perusing the shelf, I noticed that they had all the usual pretend crisp-shite like Space Raiders and Frazzles and that they had Walkers. Ok, not Golden Wonder but they'll do. 73 (seventy three) fucking pence for a bag of shitty Walkers crisps. f**k that, Frazzles bought for 39p. ETA: Just realised Walkers make Frazzles. c***s. Edited November 20, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Went to the shop there as I fancied a bag of crisps. Perusing the shelf, I noticed that they had all the usual pretend crisp-shite like Space Raiders and Frazzles and that they had Walkers. Ok, not Golden Wonder but they'll do. 73 (seventy three) fucking pence for a bag of shitty Walkers crisps. f**k that, Frazzles bought for 39p. ETA: Just realised Walkers make Frazzles. c***s. Also, Frazzles dipped in espresso is a tasty snack. Better with Bacon Fries though as they hold their consistency more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: Also, Frazzles dipped in espresso is a tasty snack. Better with Bacon Fries though as they hold their consistency more. They only had the shitey spicy Space Raiders, not the proper Pickled Onion ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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