Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 If would just get back to speaking the Queen’s English that would be great thanks. I didn’t vote Leave for this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If would just get back to speaking the Queen’s English that would be great thanks. I didn’t vote Leave for this. We can nuke ‘em without worrying about what they say in Brussels. God save the Queen’s English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Snags are life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If would just get back to speaking Queen’s English that would be great thanks. I've taken my bows, and my curtain calls. You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it - I thank you all. But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise; I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I ain't gonna lose all fine and dandy if you can put up with the world and his wife bitchin' about starting sentences with conjunctions I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Being a tourist and therefore being associated with those that leave their brains at home and live to spend their time off standing in queues for hours on end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If would just get back to speaking the Queen’s English that would be great thanks. I didn’t vote Leave for this. f**k that. Back to broad Scots. Lallans, Doric or get tae f**k EAT: Insular Scots is alright in the northern islands as long as they keep it there. Edited November 14, 2018 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If would just get back to speaking the Queen’s English RIP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 12 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: i am aware that the mcdonald's restaurant chain stock said foodstuff and i swear to god if i ever hear anyone say "i'm goin' to maccy d's for mac'n'cheese" I'll fucking finish them, there and then No you won't, you'll stand there and contain your rage until you get home then you'll come on here and rant about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 c***s who refer to the ground, pavement, road surface etc as the floor.Floors are found in buildings. c***s 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Pish. Grabbing a snag fresh off the barbie at a sausage sizzle is one of the finer things. And you can add barbie to that list - it's nothing other than a child's toy in civilised language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 The Death of the High Street I don't care f**k off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 The Death of the High Street I don't care f**k offUsually spoken by those that haven't set foot on a High Street for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Just now, Hedgecutter said: Usually spoken by those that haven't set foot on a High Street for years. Precisely why I don't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 54 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The Death of the High Street I don't care f**k off ‘Things I don’t care about’ thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tynierose said: From his musings on here the chap seems to enjoy nothing. Youth is truly wasted on the young. I enjoy many things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: I enjoy many things. The PTTGOYN thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I enjoy many things. Mangoworms, mostly. Anyway, back to more pressing matters regarding high streets and shopping. The one thing you dont get with high street shops is stupid advertising algorithms that try to sell you things that you bought only last week. No thanks Amazon, I dont need another laptop bag or game of Twister you c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: laptop bag or game of Twister Welcome to the Mullarkey household, where the fun never starts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mangoworms, mostly. Anyway, back to more pressing matters regarding high streets and shopping. The one thing you dont get with high street shops is stupid advertising algorithms that try to sell you things that you bought only last week. No thanks Amazon, I dont need another laptop bag or game of Twister you c***s. ^^^^ Bought Twister but keeps it in a laptop bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Drivers that don't indicate until they are either on the corner or as they are turning. You might as well not bother especially if you have to drive over the pavement to reach either car park, garage or driveway. Be grateful they're indicating I suppose. There seems to be a habit in Dumfries of breaking then signalling. But as I say, I should be happy they are signalling at all as it's normally a guessing game down here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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