Shandon Par Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Not played any form of organised football for about 18 years. Too squeamish about getting my ankle mashed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 folk that say "im sweet enough" whe asked if they take sugar. f**k off. f**k off and never return 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Long time ago, when she lived in NZ, the missus had a boyfriend whose family were Dutch and their plan was to do their year abroad at uni in the Netherlands together and live with his family. He broke up with her about a week before they were due to go her but his family still told her to come and she lived with them for a few months. His sister is one of her best friends, she still goes to visit them regularly, etc. The grandmother died last week so she flew out last night to go to the funeral today and decided to stay in Utrecht with another family she lived with in the Netherlands before going to Eindhoven today for the funeral. Her friend's boyfriend is driving from Leiden to Edinhoven for the funeral so offered to pick her up. This morning he says it's too much hassle to go to Utrecht to pick her up and asks if she can go to The Hague to be picked up instead. She declines and says it's easy for her to meet him at a service station just outside Utrecht. He says it's still too much hassle so, last minute, she now has to get trains, buses and an uber to the funeral. Presented to you is the driving directions from Leiden to Eindhoven and the same driving directions with my girlfriend's chosen pick up point if he was coming via Utrecht. What an intolerable c**t. Her friend is now absolutely raging at him, especially as the missus now might miss the start of the funeral (and is paying an extra 60Euro in travel), and it appears he's gonna get dumped when he arrives in Eindhoven for being an absolute roaster. #scenes Callum Morris likes this lad's reasoning. (I accept this joke will have a very niche audience of Pars/Ross County posters) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 people who refer to facbeook, twitter, instagram and the like, collectively as "social medias" (i'm looking at you, stuart maconi) media - without the "s" - is already fucking plural... and yes, thanks, i get that it's "increasingly used by young folk", that "language is constantly evolving" and all that other snowflakey shite - young folk and constantly evolving languages can all get to f**k ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Desktop got replaced when I was on a long weekend. Half my apps for work are missing and office is updated to latest offering.Spent about 3 hours just setting the sodding thing back up to do some work. There is 7-8 others in same shoes and the IT guy phoned in sick. Magic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 45 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: people who refer to facbeook, twitter, instagram and the like, collectively as "social medias" (i'm looking at you, stuart maconi) media - without the "s" - is already fucking plural... For the same reason, Americans (and nobody else does it) who talk about Legos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 52 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: people who refer to facbeook, twitter, instagram and the like, collectively as "social medias" (i'm looking at you, stuart maconi) media - without the "s" - is already fucking plural... and yes, thanks, i get that it's "increasingly used by young folk", that "language is constantly evolving" and all that other snowflakey shite - young folk and constantly evolving languages can all get to f**k ! Bit rich of you to be criticising other peoples language when you use "snowflake" on a daily basis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 There is a Lufthansa advert on the radio about flights to the Far East and it gives various 'amazing facts'... One of these is 'there are more bicycles in Beijing than in Amsterdam. It was so ridiculously obvious I have just checked and Amsterdam has a population of 820K and Beijing has a population of 21.7M........ with more than 26 times the population I'm not surprised by this information 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: There is a Lufthansa advert on the radio about flights to the Far East and it gives various 'amazing facts'... One of these is 'there are more bicycles in Beijing than in Amsterdam. It was so ridiculously obvious I have just checked and Amsterdam has a population of 820K and Beijing has a population of 21.7M........ with more than 26 times the population I'm not surprised by this information But the primary purpose has been delivered- you've remembered the company name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: But the primary purpose has been delivered- you've remembered the company name. LUFTHANSA = Stupid annoying b*****ds If this was their goal then job done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: Bit rich of you to be criticising other peoples language when you use "snowflake" on a daily basis. i use it in context and correctly pluralised - the fact it may be a shite word is a different kettle of fish - and there's nowt wrong wi' a bit of rank hypocrisy Edited November 12, 2018 by Herman Hessian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 TV adverts that portray ‘gamers’ as cool. You’re not cool. You’re socially inept c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: TV adverts that portray ‘gamers’ as cool. You’re not cool. You’re socially inept c***s. ^^^ Barcelona team got pumped 7-0 by a 12 year old Dundee fan on FIFA. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 56 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^ Barcelona team got pumped 7-0 by a 12 year old Dundee fan on FIFA. At Casa Danger... “I know where you live you little b*****d!” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 The smell of macaroni cheese. Absolutely rancid. Smells like vomit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 16 hours ago, Granny Danger said: TV adverts that portray ‘gamers’ as cool. You’re not cool. You’re socially inept c***s. ^^^Thinks people only do 1 thing with their spare time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 The smell of macaroni cheese. Absolutely rancid. Smells like vomit. Are you pregnant? Either that or you've made it wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: 12 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The smell of macaroni cheese. Absolutely rancid. Smells like vomit. Are you pregnant? Either that or you've made it wrong. Well if I am I've been pregnant since primary school. I've always hated the smell and always thought it smelled like sick. This is going to be one big baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 People who say 'macaroni cheese'. It's 'macaroni AND cheese', you knobends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 (edited) Is it a cheese toastie or cheese and toast? Is it cauliflower cheese or cauliflower and cheese? Is it a cheeseburger or a burger and cheese? Unless the cheese is served separate from the macaroni I reckon macaroni cheese is fair enough Edited November 13, 2018 by AsimButtHitsASix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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