The Minertaur Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: Were you charging admission to the wedding? If only! Might have cut down the guest list! Wedding was at a country house that we had sole use of for Tues - Thurs (wedding on Wednesday). Groomsman was concerned he couldn't afford it when I text the week before to say that it's bring your own food/drink for the Tuesday night. The 2 groomsmen still managed to turn up late on the Tuesday by sitting in Wetherspoons in Inverurie for most of the afternoon. Edited October 4, 2018 by The Minertaur 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixed Donner Hoagie Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Takes 4 people to serve 1 in Subway in Johnston. Absolutely useless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Mixed Donner Hoagie said: Takes 4 people to serve 1 in Subway in Johnston. Absolutely useless Would you prefer just one person serving but taking four times as long? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Supermarkets that don't have chilled beer. This is the vast majority of supermarkets in Scotland.my local costcutters has a massive walk in freezer. cold beer bliss! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Re the temperature of beer, one of my PTTGOYNs is overchilled pints served in pubs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 If he types groomsmen one more time, put me down for a heads gone.I believe there is more to this story that 1. He is not letting on or 2. He doesn't know about, yet!I think he's not even sloppy second on the wife but turgid Thirds 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 looking after my neighbours 2 dogs which has caused my dog to be very jealous. shes going to break my neck if she doesnt stop running under my feet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 2 hours ago, ah-dee said: 5 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Supermarkets that don't have chilled beer. This is the vast majority of supermarkets in Scotland. my local costcutters has a massive walk in freezer. cold beer bliss! My dad used to be a store manager for M&S and one day our neighbour (a very short lady) was in the store. She was trying to get something out of one of the chest freezers and toppled in head first. Had to be hauled out by the ankles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 20 minutes ago, ah-dee said: looking after my neighbours 2 dogs which has caused my dog to be very jealous. shes going to break my neck if she doesnt stop running under my feet! Run, Spot, Run! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 25 minutes ago, ah-dee said: looking after my neighbours 2 dogs which has caused my dog to be very jealous. shes going to break my neck if she doesnt stop running under my feet! Reuben, Reuben. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 On 03/10/2018 at 07:56, The Minertaur said: I could have made more of an effort to go see them I suppose but it's still no excuse to be a whiny bitch when I invite them up to Aberdeen. Still don't understand why mate #2 couldn't see his partner on the wedding day. Did ye bar the partner or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Still don't understand why mate #2 couldn't see his partner on the wedding day. Did ye bar the partner or something? Nope! They stayed at the house the night before and then from about 12-2 he was with me as I got ready and welcomed guests. Then he was at the top table during the meal while she sat with the only other people at the wedding she knew. First dance was a grand march and he was paired with a bridesmaid and apparently his partner was fuming at this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Nope! They stayed at the house the night before and then from about 12-2 he was with me as I got ready and welcomed guests. Then he was at the top table during the meal while she sat with the only other people at the wedding she knew. First dance was a grand march and he was paired with a bridesmaid and apparently his partner was fuming at this [emoji38] Which is all fairly standard for weddings....Sounds like a bawbag tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 7 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Supermarkets that don't have chilled beer. This is the vast majority of supermarkets in Scotland. Move to Australia. As well as drive-thru 'liquor stores', every 'liquor store' has a walk-in fridge for beer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Move to Australia. As well as drive-thru 'liquor stores', every 'liquor store' has a walk-in fridge for beer. Room at yours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Tickets to see toploader in leven (classy i know) only to find out that the gig has been cancelled about two hours before it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1p's and 2p's and 5p's as well for that matter. Get them to f**k. Round everything up to the nearest 10p. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Tickets to see toploader in leven (classy i know) only to find out that the gig has been cancelled about two hours before it. They’ve done you a turn tbh.Toploader FFS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1p's and 2p's and 5p's as well for that matter. Get them to f**k. Round everything up to the nearest 10p. ^^^ Future Chancellor of the Exchequer found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 They’ve done you a turn tbh.Toploader FFS.Theres a lot worse than toploader from that era of music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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