Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 @Hedgecutter's thumbnail of the green chinese wifey in his signature now reminds me of Paula Fisch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 [mention=13234]Hedgecutter[/mention]'s thumbnail of the green chinese wifey in his signature now reminds me of Paula Fisch. Your new picture is almost definitely throbber’s dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 The Budweiser “ dilly dilly “ ad ! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderDee Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 People who are driving in a film or TV show and are talking to the person beside them but always look away from the road for absolute ages. Does my absolute nut in [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 The Budweiser “ dilly dilly “ ad !I see you. And raise you absolutely any one of those fucking Nationwide adverts. People who are driving in a film or TV show and are talking to the person beside them but always look away from the road for absolute ages. Does my absolute nut in [emoji23]See also them constantly moving the steering wheel. Do Directors think if the actor didn't constantly move the steering wheel, the viewer wouldn't know what was happening? Fuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 8 hours ago, The Moonster said: I have a Samsung S7 High 5 brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: High 5 brother. Edgy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 16/09/2018 at 22:48, D.A.F.C said: Roundabouts that change the usual left hand as left/straight on to left only with no warning. Alloa area is particularly bad for this. It's probably more dangerous to change roads to this than to create a traffic flow system like this. Town planners just said f**k it let's not go with the Highway Code today. In 1979, the ring-road roundabout going into Alloa had that arrangement. My driving instructor was convinced it had been an error, and that was why they were allowing the arrows on the road to wear away instead of repainting them. However, the Highway Code at the time used to say something like "unless marked otherwise...", so the arrows really just replaced the default instead of contradicting the Code. / boring b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 07:50, port-ton said: People who do something nice for you, but when they do something nice for you they like to remind you they've done something nice for you. People who do that for you haven't done something nice for you, they've done something nice for themselves to feel good about their pathetic attention seeking lives. It's not nice. My father-in-law was the type of c**t who'd remind you constantly if he ever paid for something, with an expectant look as he wanted to be thanked over and over, even for the smallest things. I picked up from his brother-in-law that the best way to handle it was to feign ignorance of his intent and find ways to immediately deflect the conversation off on a tangent. The look of seething frustration was glorious. 1 hour ago, SpiderDee said: People who are driving in a film or TV show and are talking to the person beside them but always look away from the road for absolute ages. Does my absolute nut in Makes my sphincter tighten every time, made even worse by films/shows where it turns into a plot point and someone does end up in an accident because they weren't paying attention. Either it's safe to drive without looking in fantasy land, or it isn't - make up your fucking mind, people! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Cats. One of ours just projectile vomited his dinner, the performance culminating in the expulsion of a three-inch throat turd of a hairball . Did he choose somewhere tiled? Nope, only somewhere carpeted was deemed sufficient for his needs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Hillonearth said: Cats. One of ours just projectile vomited his dinner, the performance culminating in the expulsion of a three-inch throat turd of a hairball . Did he choose somewhere tiled? Nope, only somewhere carpeted was deemed sufficient for his needs. just as our old cat used to think just outside the bedroom door was a good place to deposit hairballs, dead spiders etc when she knew I usually walked about in bare feet... Spoiler 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 19/09/2018 at 07:50, port-ton said: People who do something nice for you, but when they do something nice for you they like to remind you they've done something nice for you. People who do that for you haven't done something nice for you, they've done something nice for themselves to feel good about their pathetic attention seeking lives. It's not nice. I know the feeling- someone buys you a round and they just pester you for the next decade waiting for you to buy one back.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 With driving in films/TV, I'll raise you c***s that are turning the wheel when the car appears to be doing dead straight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 19 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Not quite as simple as that. Usually "mini" versions of new models also have less capabilities which means women are left with getting a phone that doesn't work as well but can be used comfortably or getting a phone equal to the ones men can use but is uncomfortable to use. Women asking for the smaller sized phones that are identical to the larger ones in terms of software isn't really that much of an ask is it? I would have thought that more stuff would take up more room? faster processers are bigger, need more power from bigger batteries and more cooling. I wouldn't put it past women to demand big screens on their wee phones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 19 hours ago, The Moonster said: I'm quite a small guy, surprisingly with small hands (small enough that I struggle to play a full size guitar), I have a Samsung S7 and have no problem operating it. I really do wonder just how small your hands would need to be for you physically not be able to operate a modern phone. I find it hard to believe there are absolutely no models available that are small enough and would give them the software/processes they need. ^^^^ Donald Trump found, tweets from a Samsung S7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: With driving in films/TV, I'll raise you c***s that are turning the wheel when the car appears to be doing dead straight. This annoys me too ‘boz. Sky Italia’s majestic Gomorrah, La Serie is amazing for driving scenes, whether cars or scooters. It’s so good it spoils every other show or film but you can see directors now copying the style. Edited September 21, 2018 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 12 hours ago, tamthebam said: I know the feeling- someone buys you a round and they just pester you for the next decade waiting for you to buy one back.... A certain Thistle supporter once bought another one a pint but the pub shut before there was time to return the favour. A few days later they met in the street and Stocksie the first guy said, "Remember the pint I bought you on Saturday?" "Well, yes, but I'm not going to the pub just now." "In that case can I have the money instead?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 A certain Thistle supporter once bought another one a pint but the pub shut before there was time to return the favour. A few days later they met in the street and Stocksie the first guy said, "Remember the pint I bought you on Saturday?" "Well, yes, but I'm not going to the pub just now." "In that case can I have the money instead?"On a works night out a few years ago, one colleague knocked over another’s pint. He was hesitant to say the least about replenishing which was grippy but he then proceeded to offer the pintless person £2 as “he’d drunk some of it before I knocked it over”. I was mortified on the boys behalf. What goes through some folks minds?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 27 minutes ago, GordonD said: A certain Thistle supporter once bought another one a pint but the pub shut before there was time to return the favour. A few days later they met in the street and Stocksie the first guy said, "Remember the pint I bought you on Saturday?" "Well, yes, but I'm not going to the pub just now." "In that case can I have the money instead?" Got a mate not far off this. Will meet up with him every coupla months or so for a pint in a pub that's about half an hour away from me but across the road from him. He knows plenty other regulars so usually heads in before me by about ten minutes or so and I can tell if he got the last round last time we met up, even if it was months ago, because he will be sitting, at the bar, without a pint waiting on me getting a round in. If I got the last round last time he'll be halfway through his and have mine sitting there getting flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 On a works night out a few years ago, one colleague knocked over another’s pint. He was hesitant to say the least about replenishing which was grippy but he then proceeded to offer the pintless person £2 as “he’d drunk some of it before I knocked it over”. I was mortified on the boys behalf. What goes through some folks minds?!hope you pulled him up on that? thats the definition of c**t behaviour! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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