UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 My parents seem incapable of grasping how easy it is now to share a picture. Rather than 1 person taking a picture and sending it to everyone else via whatsapp, three different phones and a digital camera are used instead, to take four different pictures.Sharing pictures via whatsapp is pretty pish though if you want to print out the picture as the lossy compression used by whatsapp for video and pictures means any printing or watching on the TV will be pointless unfortunately 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 17 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 21 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: My parents seem incapable of grasping how easy it is now to share a picture. Rather than 1 person taking a picture and sending it to everyone else via whatsapp, three different phones and a digital camera are used instead, to take four different pictures. Sharing pictures via whatsapp is pretty pish though if you want to print out the picture as the lossy compression used by whatsapp for video and pictures means any printing or watching on the TV will be pointless unfortunately Whilst that may be true, and I hadn't thought of that, we are talking about pictures that will likely never even be looked at again, far less printed out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 All female Scottish news and weather presenters have the same voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: All female Scottish news and weather presenters have the same voice. Apart from Laura 'nails down a blackboard' MacIver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 It must be part of the training. now do that again but imagine you’re speaking to a two year old Carol Smilie started it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Just been stung on the neck by a wasp. 1000s of the b*****ds this year. And the local bottle bank is a no go area. Not only are they aggressive. They are drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Weans on trains. Cvnts 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Charity collectors with an imprecise grasp of English. Came out of a shop at lunchtime, wifie shakes a tin in my face and asks: “Do you support teenage cancer?” “On balance, I’d say I’m against it. I’m surprised you aren’t…” “That’s not what I said!” “Aye it was.” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 The oil sight glass on my compressor shooting out quickly followed by the oil. All over my jeans Has it undone itself and come out under vibration? Of course not, it's sheared leaving the thread in the casing which I cannot get any purchase on to remove because it's covered in oil Fuckin kunty mcfuck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 58 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: The oil sight glass on my compressor shooting out quickly followed by the oil. All over my jeans Has it undone itself and come out under vibration? Of course not, it's sheared leaving the thread in the casing which I cannot get any purchase on to remove because it's covered in oil Fuckin kunty mcfuck Turn the vibration on full blast and roll the compression down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said: The oil sight glass on my compressor shooting out quickly followed by the oil. All over my jeans Has it undone itself and come out under vibration? Of course not, it's sheared leaving the thread in the casing which I cannot get any purchase on to remove because it's covered in oil Fuckin kunty mcfuck And there’s you just passed all them exams as well. University of Life m8. That’s where you should have went. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said: The oil sight glass on my compressor shooting out quickly followed by the oil. All over my jeans Has it undone itself and come out under vibration? Of course not, it's sheared leaving the thread in the casing which I cannot get any purchase on to remove because it's covered in oil Fuckin kunty mcfuck Put a bit of elastic band over the end of a screwdriver and try unscrewing the bit of thread with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSP Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Mother fucking middle lane hoggers. Drives me mental every day. Some bint in a Nissan Qashqai doing 55 in the middle lane with not a single other car 2 miles in front of her. Crucifiction would be too good for them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 "Supposably" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Should 'of'Could 'of'Don't know if this is a Bristol thing or not but they say it an awful lot here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Jeek said: Should 'of' Could 'of' Don't know if this is a Bristol thing or not but they say it an awful lot here No, it isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 On 22/08/2018 at 16:56, Hillonearth said: Charity collectors with an imprecise grasp of English. Came out of a shop at lunchtime, wifie shakes a tin in my face and asks: “Do you support teenage cancer?” “On balance, I’d say I’m against it. I’m surprised you aren’t…” “That’s not what I said!” “Aye it was.” In Falkirk I tend to find they guilt you in by asking "would you like to help kids with cancer today?" So you either dig deep or say no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Absolute radio are running a competition to win £30K. To enter all you have to do is text the word win to 81215. Pretty easy you may think. They keep telling us how many people get this wrong including 1 this morning who text "vote win". I really hate people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 On 22/08/2018 at 13:38, D.A.F.C said: All female Scottish news and weather presenters have the same voice. 90% of scotish radio presenters have the same accent too, revolting accent , the guys that roll their R's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Cash machines that charge you £1.99 to withdraw your own money. Robbing c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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