TheGreenElves Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, GordonD said: I'm not having a go at you or doubting that's the name of the programme. I'm wondering why that's the name of the programme - who the hell calls it "Soccer" in this country? Fair enough, I thought you hadn't heard of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 5 hours ago, coprolite said: you'll never cure a hangover with doughnuts. the seagulls were saving you from your own stupidity. Was hopeful that the sugar would fix me, I'll never know if it would have worked now though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 make your own doughnut and replace the sugar with baking soda. That'll learn em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Then let's move all the games to Friday. Don’t think ‘Soccer Friday’ really works m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Teams who have shirt sponsorship from companies that mean nothing to the country they come from. Far East betting sites for starters or Chevrolet. Indeed. Absolute cnuts... oh shit, Skyview Capital. Erm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Motorbiking c***s who tear up the middle of two lanes when the traffic slows down and get annoyed when they can’t get between two cars. Tough shit, greasy c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 This, I have to look at it every day and it annoys me no end. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSP Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This, I have to look at it every day and it annoys me no end. That's annoying the f**k out of me just looking at the picture, never mind seeing it every day. Hanging would be too good for the culprits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This, I have to look at it every day and it annoys me no end. That's a swear word in the Pictish Ogham alphabet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This, I have to look at it every day and it annoys me no end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 The price of a can of juice in our works vending machine is now up to 80p. I would've probably let that slide had the machine also not decided that it needed exact change and thus rendering my £1 coin unusable and leaving my thirst unquenched. I'm am now suitably annoyed that I can enter this in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Moonster said: The price of a can of juice in our works vending machine is now up to 80p. I would've probably let that slide had the machine also not decided that it needed exact change and thus rendering my £1 coin unusable and leaving my thirst unquenched. I'm am now suitably annoyed that I can enter this in this thread. I just bought 18 cans of Irn Bru from the Co Op for a fiver. 27.7p per can. Buy in bulk, my good man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, Rugster said: I just bought 18 cans of Irn Bru from the Co Op for a fiver. 27.7p per can. Buy in bulk, my good man. I'm not a big drinker of fizzy juice, only really have the odd can when I feel like a Bru, so I rarely buy the stuff in bulk. If this is the sort of shit I'll need to deal with on a daily basis now though I will be doing just that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 People who put big UK stickers or Ecosse stickers on the back of their car when they travel to France on ferry. It's not fucking needed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 I just bought 18 cans of Irn Bru from the Co Op for a fiver. 27.7p per can. Buy in bulk, my good man.£6.00 for 24 in Asda. 25p per can. In case you’re passing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 42 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: £6.00 for 24 in Asda. 25p per can. In case you’re passing. Not one near me but appreciate the tip off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Power cut in the Mess this morning. Just as I was about to put bread in the toaster According to the staff, it was a planned power cut. The fact that no fucker knew about it is irrelevant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 18 hours ago, John Lambies Doos said: People who put big UK stickers or Ecosse stickers on the back of their car when they travel to France on ferry. It's not fucking needed! Isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 People who've been to a garden party at Holyrood Palace who drive round for days afterwards with their parking permit still on the windscreen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: People who've been to a garden party at Holyrood Palace who drive round for days afterwards with their parking permit still on the windscreen Like it's some sort of 'status' Where all it really does is serve as a warning to others that they're to be avoided at all costs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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