MEADOWXI Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 12 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: He'll get his come uppance in jail. 2 hours ago, GordonD said: He'll be cleared. England stars usually are - there were high profile cases involving football and rugby internationals who were acquitted. When you spend a day in court eloquently expressing what a hero you are to the gay community, and all and you were only defending yourself and others, and are incredibly lucid in your recollection of all events but Yet the next day you are playing the amnesia card and can't remember ever punching anyone even a jury of friends and family are going to see your a lying cock and convict you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 (edited) I've only thought about this today, but I don't see why a lot of small roundabouts are designed to have a lot of foliage in the middle of them. Surely that's more of a hazard because you aren't fully seeing what drivers are coming, where they're indicating etc. until the last few seconds. Edited August 10, 2018 by Rovers2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Rovers2017 said: I've only thought about this today, but I don't see why a lot of small roundabouts are designed to have a lot of foliage in the middle of them. Surely that's more of a hazard because you aren't fully seeing what drivers are coming, where they're indicating etc. until the last few seconds. A fair point bit alas the foilage is even worse on trunk roads though... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Mouth breathers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 (edited) There's a story doing the rounds today about a woman getting detained in Dubai for drinking a glass of wine with her meal on the flight. Except when you read the story she was actually trying to get into Dubai on an expired visa, then started an argument with border control, and started filming the security in the passport area. Of course, she's a middle class wid, so they won't use that as the headline. Edited August 10, 2018 by Margaret Thatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 7 hours ago, GordonD said: He'll be cleared. England stars usually are - there were high profile cases involving football and rugby internationals who were acquitted. Actually I've just realised he's only facing a charge of affray. Looking at that video footage again I would have thought the charge would at least have been one of serious assault. You're probably right - he'll just get a slap on the wrist for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 There's a story doing the rounds today about a woman getting detained in Dubai for drinking a glass of wine with her meal on the flight. Except when you read the story she was actually trying to get into Dubai on an expired visa, then started an argument with border control, and started filming the security in the passport area. Of course, she's a middle class wid, so they won't use that as the headline.Would be a strange headline in fairness “MIDDLE CLASS WID ARRESTED” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I was looking for a shirt to wear this evening - I am going out for a meal - only to discover that it was in the ironing pile. Not the end of the world, however my wife decided that the best way to put it in said pile is to scrunch it into what can only be described as a ball and then chuck other things on top of it.This now means it’s going to be nigh on impossible for me to get it crease free.Pie. Boot. Etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 people who add the suffix "...and I'm not even joking !" to whatever facile drivel they've just told you i can tell that you're "not joking" by being fortunate enough to possess the mental acuity to have noted that you hadn't actually said anything remotely fucking amusing, you shitting tool.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 House of Fraser's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 House of Fraser'sSoon to be renamed...Ashley's House of Cheap Tat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 When you mis-typed something and someone's already quoted it before you've realised and can change it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 28 minutes ago, rodallegabombs said: I was looking for a shirt to wear this evening - I am going out for a meal - only to discover that it was in the ironing pile. Not the end of the world, however my wife decided that the best way to put it in said pile is to scrunch it into what can only be described as a ball and then chuck other things on top of it. This now means it’s going to be nigh on impossible for me to get it crease free. Pie. Boot. Etc Can't you wear the away top instead? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Can't you wear the away top instead?It’s all sweaty after 5 asides last night but I suppose I can give a quick spray with some Lynx and it’ll be good to go... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 21 hours ago, Torpar said: Similar thing happens in my apartment building all the time and annoys me every time. There is a lobby on the ground floor and one of the first floor. The lift comes down to 1 and people get off, then people waiting to go up at 1 get on rather and go down to G instead of waiting on it to come back to 1. Meaning if you are getting off at G you have to squeeze past these morons to get off or you wait at G to go up, one lift comes down but it's too crowded with people that got on at 1 to get on yourself. Subhuman scum. People in my building also have a habit of standing right in front of the doors when a lift comes down and seem shocked that someone might actually want to get off before they get on. this got on my nerves so much i couldn't finish reading what annoyed you. block of flats 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 people who add the suffix "...and I'm not even joking !" to whatever facile drivel they've just told you i can tell that you're "not joking" by being fortunate enough to possess the mental acuity to have noted that you hadn't actually said anything remotely fucking amusing, you shitting tool....Or “i’m not being funny, but” usually before proceeding to give a lecture on something tedious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 14 minutes ago, coprolite said: this got on my nerves so much i couldn't finish reading what annoyed you. block of flats Maybe Toronto is on a fault line where "block of flats" is considered insensitive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, coprolite said: this got on my nerves so much i couldn't finish reading what annoyed you. block of flats mods please, the facility to add multiple greenies is needed here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 43 minutes ago, coprolite said: this got on my nerves so much i couldn't finish reading what annoyed you. block of flats Only scaffs live in flats. I have an apartment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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