Granny Danger Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, pozbaird said: How come whenever someone dies and it makes the news (for whatever reason), it is always a great guy, a well-liked student, or an angel. Do complete cnuts never die? Similarly, when something kinda’ shocking happens in an area (for whatever reason), why does the community always be described as ‘tight knit’. Tight knit my arse, just a normal place where you maybe know the neighbour on one side, but ignore the fanny on the other side who always goes out wearing a Sellik tap, and as for anyone more than two doors away, you don’t know jack shit about them... as I say, tight knit my arse... until on the news. Explanations please to... When you die I’ll happily attest that you were a complete c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 25 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Are you pissed? I’d have had you down as a big A$AP Rocky fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I’d have had you down as a big A$AP Rocky fan. Obviously I’ve been wooshed. Apologies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 23 minutes ago, pozbaird said: How come whenever someone dies and it makes the news (for whatever reason), it is always a great guy, a well-liked student, or an angel. Do complete cnuts never die? Similarly, when something kinda’ shocking happens in an area (for whatever reason), why does the community always be described as ‘tight knit’. Tight knit my arse, just a normal place where you maybe know the neighbour on one side, but ignore the fanny on the other side who always goes out wearing a Sellik tap, and as for anyone more than two doors away, you don’t know jack shit about them... as I say, tight knit my arse... until on the news. Explanations please to... Along the same lines, when the police start digging up bodies in the back garden, the neighbours always describe the killed as "A really quiet man, kept himself to himself. We had no idea!" Nobody ever says, "Well, we did have a bit of a problem when he started biting the heads off pigeons, but we had a quiet word and he stopped leaving the bodies on the doorstep, so we decided not to take things any further." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: When you die I’ll happily attest that you were a complete c**t. Good man. Tell it like it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: Along the same lines, when the police start digging up bodies in the back garden, the neighbours always describe the killed as "A really quiet man, kept himself to himself. We had no idea!" Nobody ever says, "Well, we did have a bit of a problem when he started biting the heads off pigeons, but we had a quiet word and he stopped leaving the bodies on the doorstep, so we decided not to take things any further." “Aye he was a right fucking wierdo. Posted on a website called Pie and Bovril. Called himself something to do with mints or something. Seemed a right creepy b*****d” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 When you're watching the European Athletics, and can see in the background that the women's pole vault is on, yet the TV concentrate on the men's hammer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, Rowan said: I messaged a pal earlier saying to was my dads annual shout at telly about getting 5 A students from middle/upper class catchment schools open exam results day! Scottish exams aren't good enough for upper class kids in Scotland. Pupils from fee-paying schools take English qualifications... Edited August 7, 2018 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 The mascot at the athletics in the European Championship has a lanyard on @Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 The mascot at the athletics in the European Championship has a cuntbadge on [mention=45030]Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo[/mention]FTFYThat’s not petty. It’s deadly serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Anyhoo, my room in Barcelona has no AC and the fan isn’t very good. It’s absolutely fucking boiling in there and I haven’t a clue what to do about it. Might find a park bench. Still would be a step up from Glasgow, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just watched an advert for sky , over 500 GAMES , yes GAMES OF FOOTBALL matches , ffs ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 26 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Anyhoo, my room in Barcelona has no AC and the fan isn’t very good. It’s absolutely fucking boiling in there and I haven’t a clue what to do about it. Might find a park bench. Still would be a step up from Glasgow, I suppose. Have you tried taking off your jumper? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Have you tried taking off your jumper?I’ve been through 3 camisetas today already. I’ll need to hit the flea market for some new gear mañana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 28 minutes ago, bishopburn boy said: Just watched an advert for sky , over 500 GAMES , yes GAMES OF FOOTBALL matches , ffs ! "matches" were dropped after Bradford. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 French air traffic controllers. What sort of absolute c**t does that for a living? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: French air traffic controllers. What sort of absolute c**t does that for a living? Not even those c***s do it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Have you tried taking off your jumper? If you do, send it to Australia. Apparently it’s worse than the North Pole there at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The mascot at the athletics in the European Championship has a lanyard on @Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Cuntbadge, Sanchez. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 31 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cuntbadge, Sanchez. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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