NJ2 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Up at 3am to start at 4am. Not cool Your clock’s wrong and you’ve slept in, G_Man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I tried to rip the healthy half of my nail off yesterday for a bit of symmetry but it wasn’t coming off easily and caused me to bleed quite a lot. I still made work today though. I had a growth under my thumbnail a couple of years ago basically the whole thing was torn off. It hasn’t grow back properly, I have a weird split nail now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I had a growth under my thumbnail a couple of years ago basically the whole thing was torn off. It hasn’t grow back properly, I have a weird split nail now. I have lost finger nails and toe nails and they have gone black and come off with minimal pain with the fresh one growing in underneath pushing it out. Don’t think i will make a full recovery this time round though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 1st day induction for new teachers today, really good.My PTTGOYN, we were told there would be breakfast, apparently “breakfast sandwiches” were available, all the same kind....Guacamole, egg white and spinach is not a breakfast sandwich. Just.f**k.Off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1st day induction for new teachers today, really good.My PTTGOYN, we were told there would be breakfast, apparently “breakfast sandwiches” were available, all the same kind....Guacamole, egg white and spinach is not a breakfast sandwich. Just.f**k.Off.1st World problems thread for this pish. There's teachers in Africa that have to walk barefoot for over 100kms to get a breakfast sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: 1st day induction for new teachers today, really good. My PTTGOYN, we were told there would be breakfast, apparently “breakfast sandwiches” were available, all the same kind.... Guacamole, egg white and spinach is not a breakfast sandwich. Just. f**k. Off. Who the f**k eats guacamole for their breakfast? (apart from Speedy Gonzales) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 This is shite.Eh hope I wake you up Nah, the app’s fucked again so I don’t get any notification. I believe that’s what described as a swing and a miss, champ. You’ll soon enough be home though, I hope, G_Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Pupils interviewed about exam results on live tv in AAAAAs / AAAAAAAs shocker. Never a "just scraped an A and a couple of Bs to get me a clearing spot, f***ing delighted man" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Pupils interviewed about exam results on live tv FTFY Apart from their families, who the f**k cares? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Pupils interviewed about exam results on live tv in AAAAAs / AAAAAAAs shocker. Never a "just scraped an A and a couple of Bs to get me a clearing spot, f***ing delighted man" I messaged a pal earlier saying to was my dads annual shout at telly about getting 5 A students from middle/upper class catchment schools open exam results day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 14 hours ago, ICTChris said: I had a growth under my thumbnail a couple of years ago basically the whole thing was torn off. It hasn’t grow back properly, I have a weird split nail now. Me too. Should we start a club? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Beached whales. Get them into the sea! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Pupils interviewed about exam results on live tv in AAAAAs / AAAAAAAs shocker. Never a "just scraped an A and a couple of Bs to get me a clearing spot, f***ing delighted man" Would you like to watch some poor b*****ds hopes of a future career being dashed instead? They obviously pick safe bets to avoid "twa fs and a u, looks like teaching PE for me" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: Would you like to watch some poor b*****ds hopes of a future career being dashed instead? Yes. It would cheer up the other losers too. Edited August 7, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 19 minutes ago, coprolite said: Would you like to watch some poor b*****ds hopes of a future career being dashed instead? They obviously pick safe bets to avoid "twa fs and a u, looks like teaching PE for me" There are plenty of other 'safe bets' that'll get the odd B in amongst their results that will be more than sufficient for their course of choice. A tiny percentage of students will get straight 'A's so it effectively acts as a 'roond ye' to pretty much every single person watching on results day, making it worse for the actual so-called losers out there who will see everyone on TV with the best grades possible. Eta: I remember a few years ago when there were a bunch opening their envelopes live on TV and everybody there was getting straight A's (A-levels) until one smug chap read out AAB. Made no difference to what he was going to do afterwards but he had a look of utter seethe which in that particular circumstance was fairly entertaining. Edited August 7, 2018 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Graduated school of hard knocks, I can show ya my degrees. Couple ABC's bad b***h double D's, pop an E, I don't give an F, tell ya I'm a G. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 49 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Yes. It would cheer up the other losers too. like the early rounds of masterchef. I like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Graduated school of hard knocks, I can show ya my degrees. Couple ABC's bad b***h double D's, pop an E, I don't give an F, tell ya I'm a G. Are you pissed? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) How come whenever someone dies and it makes the news (for whatever reason), it is always a great guy, a well-liked student, or an angel. Do complete cnuts never die? Similarly, when something kinda’ shocking happens in an area (for whatever reason), why does the community always be described as ‘tight knit’. Tight knit my arse, just a normal place where you maybe know the neighbour on one side, but ignore the fanny on the other side who always goes out wearing a Sellik tap, and as for anyone more than two doors away, you don’t know jack shit about them... as I say, tight knit my arse... until on the news. Explanations please to... Edited August 7, 2018 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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