Shotgun Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Is his name Zed? Potential to silence him and get yourself a new set of wheels. Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 23 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Why do you care? I couldn't. It's petty. It's what the thread's all about. That would be the "Things You Don't Care About" thread, surely. This would be the "Things That Bother You For Some Reason, Although You Know They Aren't Actually Very Important" thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Hit my thumb nail with a hammer a few weeks ago and half of it has now ripped off with the healthy half still hanging in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, throbber said: Hit my thumb nail with a hammer a few weeks ago and half of it has now ripped off with the healthy half still hanging in there. Had a similar situation when i slammed my left index finger in the car door last year. Its still numb to this day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I've just read some 'Dundee United banter era' thread on twitter. I think the author assumes that the series of events is somehow noteworthy, interesting or 'great banter, it really is'. In reality, a club made a few poor decisions, sold their better players, got relegated and have fared slightly worse off than you'd probably expect. In general, this new idea (mainly seen on twitter) that what goes on in Scottish football is absolutely wild and wacky and unparalleled does my head in. Greek club owner comes onto pitch during game with a handgun. Game gets abandoned Connor Sammon poses with free pizza. 'OMG. ROFL!!!11!!!1!! Whit are we like?' Ultras storm Sporting's training ground and attack players. Graeme Murty does a forward roll. 'Hahaha, you wouldn't get this anywhere else!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Drones. The wee flying things, not the boring people. But them too, now that I think of it Being hassled while you’re out shopping in Waziristan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I think you can make a decent argument for Scottish football having more humour and quirks about it than many foreign leagues. For example, there's plenty of mad happenings here in Turkey and the sports tabloids are full of stories (95% of which are about the big four of course) but there's very little in the way of humour from the fans and certainly no self-deprecating humour, even from the diddy teams. Scottish football culture is markedly different from Turkey or even Denmark and although we've far from a monopoly on light-hearted football chat I think we've probably more of it than most.But I think Scotland (and probably the UK as a whole) does have a problem with people desperate for popularity trying to gain it through humour when they have no capacity for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 We are clearly far better at generating natural banter than our neighbours down south. You only have to look at the manufactured circus around Wayne Shaw to see that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Had a similar situation when i slammed my left index finger in the car door last year. Its still numb to this day. I slammed my head in the car door once and have not been right since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I slammed my head in the car door once and have not been right since. This explains a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I slammed my head in the car door once and have not been right since. Which one, upstairs or downstairs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I tried to rip the healthy half of my nail off yesterday for a bit of symmetry but it wasn’t coming off easily and caused me to bleed quite a lot. I still made work today though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Just now, throbber said: I tried to rip the healthy half of my nail off yesterday for a bit of symmetry but it wasn’t coming off easily and caused me to bleed quite a lot. I still made work today though. Your a (storm) trooper throbbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Your a (storm) trooper throbbs.You’re * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: You’re * Thanks. I'm blaming autocorrect and a broken phone screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Thanks. I'm blaming autocorrect and a broken phone screen. It happens to the best of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 44 minutes ago, throbber said: I tried to rip the healthy half of my nail off yesterday for a bit of symmetry but it wasn’t coming off easily and caused me to bleed quite a lot. I still made work today though. Which branch of McDonald's do you work in again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 How to say "as soon as possible" if you're a complete c**t; Customer: "Hi, can you supply this part?" Me: "Yes, how many do you need and when do you need it for?" Customer: "Just one and I need it yesterday". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I'm thinking of going to the Başakşehir-Burnley game but despite living in the same city it'll take two and a half hours by public transport to get there/home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: How to say "as soon as possible" if you're a complete c**t; Customer: "Hi, can you supply this part?" Me: "Yes, how many do you need and when do you need it for?" Customer: "Just one and I need it yesterday". Was it a flux capacitor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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