KnightswoodBear Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Second last day of our holiday in Spain. Kids were fucking about on their tablets having a bit of downtime. I decide to have 10 minutes in the pool without a child jumping on me or trying to drown themselves. Went down under the water, misdjudged where I was in the pool and swam face first into the side. Skint forehead and burst nose. Fantastic. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Second last day of our holiday in Spain. Kids were fucking about on their tablets having a bit of downtime. I decide to have 10 minutes in the pool without a child jumping on me or trying to drown themselves. Went down under the water, misdjudged where I was in the pool and swam face first into the side. Skint forehead and burst nose. Fantastic. Face like Alan McLaren? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 8 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Second last day of our holiday in Spain. Kids were fucking about on their tablets having a bit of downtime. I decide to have 10 minutes in the pool without a child jumping on me or trying to drown themselves. Went down under the water, misdjudged where I was in the pool and swam face first into the side. Skint forehead and burst nose. Fantastic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 8 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Second last day of our holiday in Spain. Kids were fucking about on their tablets having a bit of downtime. I decide to have 10 minutes in the pool without a child jumping on me or trying to drown themselves. Went down under the water, misdjudged where I was in the pool and swam face first into the side. Skint forehead and burst nose. Fantastic. "What do you do on holiday?" thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 8 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Second last day of our holiday in Spain. Kids were fucking about on their tablets having a bit of downtime. I decide to have 10 minutes in the pool without a child jumping on me or trying to drown themselves. Went down under the water, misdjudged where I was in the pool and swam face first into the side. Skint forehead and burst nose. Fantastic. Eh, you know the rules. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 10 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Second last day of our holiday in Spain. Kids were fucking about on their tablets having a bit of downtime. I decide to have 10 minutes in the pool without a child jumping on me or trying to drown themselves. Went down under the water, misdjudged where I was in the pool and swam face first into the side. Skint forehead and burst nose. Fantastic. https://uk.video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=finding+dory+bailey&hspart=bt&hsimp=yhs-btyuser#action=view&id=2&vid=ce5d8e586ccf63a98ed0433acb94133f 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 My MacBook charger is broken, it looks like the wire of it is burnt to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 "Peel here"....aaarghhh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 We now have tampon bins in the male toilets at work. This is for women who are transitioning. It's all getting out of hand. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Drones. The wee flying things, not the boring people. But them too, now that I think of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Second last day of our holiday in Spain. Kids were fucking about on their tablets^^^Gerry McCann found. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 24 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: We now have tampon bins in the male toilets at work. This is for women who are transitioning. It's all getting out of hand. Why do you care? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 We now have tampon bins in the male toilets at work. This is for women who are transitioning. It's all getting out of hand.Just continue to use the toilet as you did before mate and we’ll all pray for you. Hopefully you’ll be able to cope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 51 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: We now have tampon bins in the male toilets at work. This is for women who are transitioning. It's all getting out of hand. That's why they need tampons. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I understand the sudden shock at seeing the tampon bins, as it usually means you're in the wrong toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Hampden Diehard said: We now have tampon bins in the male toilets at work. This is for women who are transitioning. It's all getting out of hand. They’ve maybe just put them there for the holiday period 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I'm having to work today because I procrastinated too long on an important project and it's due tomorrow. The PTTGOmN though is that next door have a visitor who arrived on a Harley and has spent the last hour just sitting in their driveway revving the b*****d engine, over and over and over and fucking over. Not really petty, come to think of it. In an ideal world; I'd be out there threatening him with fisticuffs but he's easily twice my size and even from here, I can see his wrists are bigger than my biceps. I'll have to content myself with whining about it on the Internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 They’ve maybe just put them there for the holiday period I laughed at that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Why do you care?I couldn't. It's petty. It's what the thread's all about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Shotgun said: I'm having to work today because I procrastinated too long on an important project and it's due tomorrow. The PTTGOmN though is that next door have a visitor who arrived on a Harley and has spent the last hour just sitting in their driveway revving the b*****d engine, over and over and over and fucking over. Not really petty, come to think of it. In an ideal world; I'd be out there threatening him with fisticuffs but he's easily twice my size and even from here, I can see his wrists are bigger than my biceps. I'll have to content myself with whining about it on the Internet. Is his name Zed? Potential to silence him and get yourself a new set of wheels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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