sjc Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Agreed, being hungover is the only acceptable time. 14 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Or if you have a vagina. I'd say having your entire gastric system reconstructed is also pretty reasonable excuse for pishing sitting down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 17 minutes ago, sjc said: I'd say having your entire gastric system reconstructed is also pretty reasonable excuse for pishing sitting down. If it's been reconstructed into a vagina, then yes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Having a sit down pish is sometimes a welcome relief. Especially when hungover.I wouldn’t wish to use it as my ‘main’ form of urination.I find when I sit to pish, eg shite / pish combination, my bladder doesn't empty properly. Partly an age thing, but sitting apparently puts a bit of a kink in your plumbing, a bit like a fold in a hose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 26 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: If it's been reconstructed into a vagina, then yes. Flirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Flirt. Every holes a goal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: Agreed, being hungover is the only acceptable time. I'm putting middle of the night in there too. Acceptable as its easier than switching on the light and waking yourself up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Are we taking about a short spillage when we commence pishing here which then stabilises as one stream of pish or two consistent streams of pish?Nah, mine stabilises eventually 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 I've had the dual stream issue before It is more common after getting your hole imeAh.... Problem solved 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Having a sit down pish is sometimes a welcome relief. Especially when hungover.I wouldn’t wish to use it as my ‘main’ form of urination.yeah i do this when hungover. just seems easier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 5 hours ago, sjc said: I'd say having your entire gastric system reconstructed is also pretty reasonable excuse for pishing sitting down. That was ages ago, you're not still on about it, are you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 8 hours ago, NJ2 said: I don’t wish to discuss your old boy in detail but does it have two exits? Perhaps a gp could help with your issue here. Better with a flute player (you must know a few) - he'll show you how to hold it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 4 hours ago, whiskychimp said: I'm putting middle of the night in there too. Acceptable as its easier than switching on the light and waking yourself up I stick to standing up even then. As long as it's still making a noise you're fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That was ages ago, you're not still on about it, are you? If only it were that simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: If it's been reconstructed into a vagina, then yes. ^^^so manly, he shits standing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 The new Twirl adverts, the lassie is a p***k and her wannabe boyfriend is a douche. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, The Moonster said: Customer: "Hi, I have an urgent breakdown, I wonder if you can help?" Me: "Certainly, what is the equipment and what is the problem?" Customer: "Oh, it's not your equipment, I'm just wondering if you know of any companies who can work on *our competitor* equipment?" Me: "Eh, no. Perhaps you'll be best phoning *our competitor*" Customer: "So you can't help me at all?" Me: "If you want an engineer from our company for our equipment I can help you, unfortunately we don't carry out work on *our competitor* equipment" Customer: *sighs and mumbles something under his breath* "Do you have the number for *your competitor*?" Me: "No, I'm sure it will be on their website" Customer: "Oh for gods sake" *slams phone down* Ex-Customer: Oh Shotgun, thank goodness you're there. We really need your help. Me: Well sorry, but I'm not sure why you're calling me. You aren't our customer anymore...you left us for our competitor. Remember? ExC: Right but we're really stuck. Me: Yes, but your new provider has to help you now. You need to call them. ExC: We have but they don't return our calls. Their customer service is terrible. Can't you help us? Me: No, I'm sorry. That wouldn't be appropriate. You need to speak to them. ExC: But you always gave us such good service before! Me: Before you left us? ExC: <Pause> So you aren't going to help? 13 hours ago, The Moonster said: If I haven't said it before (I have) then I'll say it again. People are awful. Can't be said often enough, imo. Edited July 26, 2018 by Shotgun 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 19 hours ago, The Moonster said: Agreed, being hungover is the only acceptable time. I often have a sit down piss in the middle of the night. The reason being I don't like turning the light on, otherwise I find it really difficult to get back to sleep. Sitting down prevents me pissing everywhere. I'm that well practiced I don't really have to open my eyes at all now to releive myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 31 minutes ago, Mallo_Madrid said: I often have a sit down piss in the middle of the night. The reason being I don't like turning the light on, otherwise I find it really difficult to get back to sleep. Sitting down prevents me pissing everywhere. I'm that well practiced I don't really have to open my eyes at all now to releive myself. When's your next prostate exam due? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 The word hero is bandied about far too freely. Some road workers smashed a car window to free / let air in to some dogs who were locked in the car.Now before I get a stream of vitriol from the dog lovers; they did the right thing and should be given a pat on the back for it.But, hero...? Nah not for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Targeted advertising that shows you stuff you've already bought. I keep seeing adverts for a pair of trainers and some clothing I bought a couple of days ago, I'm not likely to buy them again before they've even been delivered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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