Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 7 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Agreed. Fed up seeing this w****r shagging a shark. Magee up to his old tricks again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Swarley said: This "Related Discussions" pish that appears at the bottom of the page on the Android app.@Div, stick it in a bag with a breeze block, get in your boat, head out to sea, drop over board, return home. Not sure you need the last bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Is the pink Gin thieving Shenanigans over? It's the only reason I logged on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 11 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Also, being pumped by fat men makes women fat, according to a mate who I may or may not be married to. Somebody once described being shagged by a fat man as like having a wardrobe fall on top of you - with the key still in the lock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 (edited) Off sick with stomach ache and diarrhea, which I haven't had for years. Only yesterday my stool was perfect, smooth and log-like. Today, it's been a brown Niagra of detritus. https://media.giphy.com/media/137BYKpbplTQD6/200w.webp EDIT: To make things worse, it's 30 odd degrees in the flat, so I'm dying of the heat. I can't go outside because it's just as hot and there is incredibly loud demolition work going on right below us. I can't go for a walk because if I as much as feel a squeak from my arse, I'll shite myself. Or I'll throw up on someone. Edited July 17, 2018 by Stellaboz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Somebody once described being shagged by a fat man as like having a wardrobe fall on top of you - with the key still in the lock.Did you suffer any internal injuries? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: Is the pink Gin thieving Shenanigans over? It's the only reason I logged on There's a few highly strung characters on here,got a few pages out of it thou,as Liam Gallagher said you have to roll with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Off sick with stomach ache and diarrhea, which I haven't had for years. Only yesterday my stool was perfect, smooth and log-like. Today, it's been a brown Niagra of detritus. https://media.giphy.com/media/137BYKpbplTQD6/200w.webp EDIT: To make things worse, it's 30 odd degrees in the flat, so I'm dying of the heat. I can't go outside because it's just as hot and there is incredibly loud demolition work going on right below us. I can't go for a walk because if I as much as feel a squeak from my arse, I'll shite myself. Or I'll throw up on someone. P&B's usual remedy of open windows, heating full blast, seems not to be working! Nice knowing you, hope you've left me something good in your will. #prayforboz Edited for shite spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 12 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said: Magpies and wood pigeons, noisy b*****ds first thing in the morning When you feed them they make a mess of the neighbours cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Manchester Airport. Absolute clusterfuck of an airport, especially security. Actually wasn't too bad today but I'm still whining on principle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 On 16/07/2018 at 14:47, wastecoatwilly said: No you add a £1 to his min wage the can got damaged in transit.it's like leaving the £1 in the trolly at your local supermarket for the trolly guy. ahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 This 'more than a club' pish that fans of your Barcas, your Celtics, your St. Paulis, your other pluralised football clubs indulge in.You're just a football club who fulfil fixtures lads, just like every other club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: This 'more than a club' pish that fans of your Barcas, your Celtics, your St. Paulis, your other pluralised football clubs indulge in. You're just a football club who fulfil fixtures lads, just like every other club. ^^^more than a poster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 John Inverdale is at the Montrose East Fife game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Out walking around the Kinneil woods and the wild raspberry bushes are covered in fruit. When I was a lad the bushes were picked raw as soon as the rasps appeared. Parents should have at least one day in the summer holidays when they kick the weans out the house and say "go forage for yir dinner". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Deanburn Dave said: Out walking around the Kinneil woods and the wild raspberry bushes are covered in fruit. When I was a lad the bushes were picked raw as soon as the rasps appeared. Parents should have at least one day in the summer holidays when they kick the weans out the house and say "go forage for yir dinner". There’s probably an X Box game called Berry Forage Simulator for that now. Anyway, Flight AM26 (Amsterdam to Mexico City) has just passed overhead and it’s 15 minutes earlier. Arsehiles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: Manchester Airport. Absolute clusterfuck of an airport, especially security. Actually wasn't too bad today but I'm still whining on principle. Cannot recommend a fast pass for Manchester Airport enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Todd_is_God said: Cannot recommend a fast pass for Manchester Airport enough The machines for buying one were out of order today, as were the ones for automatic check in. Bought one last time and it was still shite, although I did have some particularly dim people in front. Was almost as efficient as Brum today tbh, which I think is superb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 This has been mentioned before, but drivers who don’t understand how average speed cameras work. Laughable more than annoying tbh. How can you not understand the concept? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 This has been mentioned before, but drivers who don’t understand how average speed cameras work. Laughable more than annoying tbh. How can you not understand the concept? We only do it to annoy you.How do they work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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