Chicken Wing Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Is he the pie?He needs booted in the pie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 30 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Simple Simon met a barman, Going to buy a drink; Says Simple Simon to the barman I want gin, I'll take it pink. Says the barman to Simple Simon Show me first four pound; Says Simple Simon to the barman, Make it a quid, because I'm sound. Says the barman to Simple Simon, Look, I'll be quite blunt; I'm no stealing the stock for ya dick, So f*** off ya stingey c***. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: What? Big drums and flutes was a smaller turnout than the gay pride turnout it's good to see? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 I can't believe the PnB masses have taken such obvious bait. Actually, I can 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 33 minutes ago, wastecoatwilly said: Big drums and flutes was a smaller turnout than the gay pride turnout it's good to see? Was it? I've no interest in either of those things, so I'll take your word for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said: Wid. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 I buy and sell pink gin on most big events through out the UK.Fair play willy. That made me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Passed by george square at the weekend with all the trump protesters.Question why do protesters always look like they have been transported forward from the end of the 1960's? Flowerpower tree munchers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 On 12/07/2018 at 17:39, Tommy Nooka said: These monstrosities are responsible for the death of Irn Bru, and possibly the next restaurant employee that tells me they only have diet drinks. A guy at work said loudly that diet drinks are making people fat as only fat people drink them. The two fat chicks in the office were not amused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 On 07/07/2018 at 19:31, Tynierose said: ^^^ This c**ts change of username... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Magpies and wood pigeons, noisy b*****ds first thing in the morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Hampden Diehard said: A guy at work said loudly that diet drinks are making people fat as only fat people drink them. The two fat chicks in the office were not amused. This must be true. I prefer diet versions of fizzy pop these days. Also, being pumped by fat men makes women fat, according to a mate who I may or may not be married to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Magpies and wood pigeons, noisy b*****ds first thing in the morning Try 100 grumpy fighting sparras in yer hedge every morning, also a massive big flock of starlings that we seem to feed via the hen coup its like white noise ..the bastids... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Magpies and wood pigeons, noisy b*****ds first thing in the morning Just realised , you going to any of the games now that we are playing each other in the league ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Was it? I've no interest in either of those things, so I'll take your word for it. Reported for being an anti-bogtry homophobe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 The signage to Edinburgh from Raith Interchange or whatever that fucking place over by Hamilton is called. It’s not clear enough for the likes of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 This "Related Discussions" pish that appears at the bottom of the page on the Android app.@Div, stick it in a bag with a breeze block, get in your boat, head out to sea, drop over board, return home. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Swarley said: This "Related Discussions" pish that appears at the bottom of the page on the Android app.@Div, stick it in a bag with a breeze block, get in your boat, head out to sea, drop over board, return home. Agreed. Fed up seeing this w****r shagging a shark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Agreed. Fed up seeing this w****r shagging a shark. This'll be where Div tells us that they are related to your Google activity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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