wastecoatwilly Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 53 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I used to work in a bank, got asked by dumbasses like this all the time "Are you never tempted to just pocket a £20 every now and again?" I'm like Yeah, that £20 will really keep me going when I get the sack, and struggling to get another job because I have a rep for petty theft. Jeezo man. What a wbanker no it wasn't the £20 out the til that went tits up a few years ago when the banks failed,another jobsworth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Just now, wastecoatwilly said: What a wbanker no it wasn't the £20 out the til that went tits up a few years ago when the banks failed,another jobsworth. I'm a jobsworth because I didn't f**k up my career by dipping my employers' till? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 wasterscrotewilly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 3 hours ago, wastecoatwilly said: Mr judge and jury yet in reality your just a bag of wet washing,min wage jobs get paid in buttons and piss it up against the wall the next day while you work your arse off,exploitation of the youth has nothing to do with entrepreneurial ambition,you really haven't got a scooby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 So basically if you don't steal from your employer you're a jobsworth? I once took 50p to buy a can of juice when I worked in Iceland. I felt pretty guilty about it and it was noticed at the end of the shift (given they actually count the money they take in), but I got away with it and was told to be more careful in the future (they thought I must have just given out the wrong change). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, wastecoatwilly said: What a wbanker no it wasn't the £20 out the til that went tits up a few years ago when the banks failed,another jobsworth. These can be bought online for £10 but I’m pretty sure they’ll be prepared to sell you one for £1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 59 minutes ago, wastecoatwilly said: Good to see the gay pride weekender was much bigger than the orange fest the week before bear? ^^^Ah'll gie ye a poun furra rainbow fleg, big man. It's nearly finisht the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 What a wbanker no it wasn't the £20 out the til that went tits up a few years ago when the banks failed,another jobsworth.Willy, just out of interest, what do you do for a living? Not asking you to tell us where exactly just what your job title is or what field etc? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 12 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I'm a jobsworth because I didn't f**k up my career by dipping my employers' till? Aye relying on the jobsworth to do everything correct so the guys at the top can steal the £20 out your til. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 This is some length of time Wullie has been pished now tbf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: How long before willy claims he was trolling and has whooshed everyone else? Yes, it's just occurred to me that his whole story is the plot of the 'Simple Simon' nursery rhyme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: Yes, it's just occurred to me that his whole story is the plot of the 'Simple Simon' nursery rhyme. Is he the pie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 28 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is he the pie? Insult to pies imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Willy, just out of interest, what do you do for a living? Not asking you to tell us where exactly just what your job title is or what field etc? I buy and sell pink gin on most big events through out the UK. Edited July 16, 2018 by wastecoatwilly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hedgecutter Posted July 16, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Yes, it's just occurred to me that his whole story is the plot of the 'Simple Simon' nursery rhyme. Simple Simon met a barman, Going to buy a drink; Says Simple Simon to the barman I want gin, I'll take it pink. Says the barman to Simple Simon Show me first four pound; Says Simple Simon to the barman, Make it a quid, because I'm sound. Says the barman to Simple Simon, Look, I'll be quite blunt; I'm no stealing the stock for you ya dick, So f*** off ya stingey c***. Edited July 16, 2018 by Hedgecutter 39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, wastecoatwilly said: I buy and sell pink gin on most big events through out the UK. How much do you buy it for and sell it for ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Just now, Unleash The Nade said: How much do you buy it for and sell it for ? I buy it for a £1 and sell it for £4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 minute ago, wastecoatwilly said: I buy it for a £1 and sell it for £4. I’ll buy one off you for a pound 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Unleash The Nade said: I’ll buy one off you for a pound Sold the last of the shock at the gay pride at the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 2 hours ago, wastecoatwilly said: Good to see the gay pride weekender was much bigger than the orange fest the week before bear? What? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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