Swarley Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 The toilets nearest my desk at work are out of order so now I need to walk past a couple of heavy wids to get to the nearest working gents, so they now know when I've been for a shit. Not ideal IMO.Maybe shut the cubicle door so they can't see you then 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 I’m on a concoction of antibiotics, painkillers and ibuprofen and I can’t remember the last time I had a shite that wasn’t like gravy. I think the end is nigh. Take some co-codamol, that'll harden the b*****ds up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Catch something nasty last weekend? Yes, but not in the way you think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Take some co-codamol, that'll harden the b*****ds up. I was also told to take this for the pain. Seems a win-win 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 I was also told to take this for the pain. Seems a win-winGuaranteed constipation when I take that stuff. You can thank me later 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 It has been a while since we saw a case of the Bad AIDS. RIP NJ2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 I’ll RIP in peace like you would all want 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 The shop along from my work has stopped storing its multipack cans of Diet Irn Bru in a fridge, and is now storing them on a shelf instead. Thus, they're not cold. <<<----- SEETHING 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 People who say "You're all right" when declining an offer of something. "D'you want milk in your coffee?" "No, you're all right." Yes, I'm fucking sound, but do you want milk or not? What's wrong with saying "No, thanks!"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: People who say "You're all right" when declining an offer of something. "D'you want milk in your coffee?" "No, you're all right." Yes, I'm fucking sound, but do you want milk or not? What's wrong with saying "No, thanks!"? Yep, a response of 'nah, I'm alright thanks' is suitable. But not 'you're alright'. Very cunty to tell someone else how they are IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 The wife has just WhatsApped me a photo of an extension socket in the living room asking the question "what one's the telly plug?" What has happened to the female species? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Folk who post on social media about their airport delays on the way back from holiday. Mate, you're in Bali, so I really don't give the tiniest shit about your disappointment at the levels of customer service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: People who say "You're all right" when declining an offer of something. "D'you want milk in your coffee?" "No, you're all right." Yes, I'm fucking sound, but do you want milk or not? What's wrong with saying "No, thanks!"? I'm guilty of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm guilty of this. Me too, followed by thanks though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 35 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm guilty of this. As a ***, it's by the far the mildest offence you're guilty of. The tip of the iceberg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 48 minutes ago, GordonS said: Folk who post on social media about their airport delays on the way back from holiday. Mate, you're in Bali, so I really don't give the tiniest shit about your disappointment at the levels of customer service. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 57 minutes ago, GordonS said: Folk who post on social media about their airport delays on the way back from holiday. Mate, you're in Bali, so I really don't give the tiniest shit about your disappointment at the levels of customer service. @Father Dougal McGuire another volcanic eruption. Even more reasons to shit yourself about going to Indonesia... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 27 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You don’t get volcanoes in Dunfermline Willo. The grass isn’t always greener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 All people should be thrown into the seaThat is all for today's extravaganza of mutants I had to endure 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 You don’t get volcanoes in Dunfermline Willo. The grass isn’t always greener. Don't you think it's overdue for one? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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