Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Another toilet Petty Thing then.... When (as at my work) you find yourself having to make do with an old school, non highpowered hand dryer. The type that sounds like a harrier taking off whilst delivering an amount of air roughly the same as a dormouse farting, but hotter than the core of the sun. There used to be one of those at the bogs in Hyderabad airport however it had flashing lights on it and played a bleepy version of Mozart's Turkish March whilst it feebly warmed your hands/breeks. Spoiler This, for all you uncultured scumbags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 For all of you that use hand driers in public toilets; you do know that all you are doing is covering your hands with all the germs that populate these places. Chances are your hands were cleaner going in than they were when you came out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 For all of you that use hand driers in public toilets; you do know that all you are doing is covering your hands with all the germs that populate these places. Chances are your hands were cleaner going in than they were when you came out. ^^^^ doesn’t have a really scabby, infected, weeping cock like mine.Keep your hygiene advice to yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 28 minutes ago, GordonD said: And the weekly wage was about £25. What's your point? When was the weekly wage £25? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: When was the weekly wage £25? What years was it Dundee Utd were one of the top 2 teams in Scotland, again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: What years was it Dundee Utd were one of the top 2 teams in Scotland, again? They still are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: I’m just reading between the lines. You can also blame the tap that you were washing your hands with that was more powerful than you had thought ! For avoidance of doubt, I did not splash / spray any pish on my person. If I become the 'new McKee' as a result your misinformed post then I shall be most heavily disgruntled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 27 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: What years was it Dundee Utd were one of the top 2 teams in Scotland, again? 22 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: They still are. He said Scotland, not Dundee... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 For all of you that use hand driers in public toilets; you do know that all you are doing is covering your hands with all the germs that populate these places. Chances are your hands were cleaner going in than they were when you came out. This is correct and is the reason why it is not advisable to breathe for the entire duration of any toilet visit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There used to be one of those at the bogs in Hyderabad airport however it had flashing lights on it and played a bleepy version of Mozart's Turkish March whilst it feebly warmed your hands/breeks. Reveal hidden contents This, for all you uncultured scumbags. So it played the tune from Lemmings? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: So it played the tune from Lemmings? That makes more sense come to think of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Mobile app not working 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Mobile app not working Aye it is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There used to be one of those at the bogs in Hyderabad airport however it had flashing lights on it and played a bleepy version of Mozart's Turkish March whilst it feebly warmed your hands/breeks. Hide contents This, for all you uncultured scumbags. Uncultured, how dare you? It’s like a pish poor Darude. Edited April 13, 2018 by Ziggy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: When was the weekly wage £25? When this was all fields 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: When this was all fields ^^^^ Scarecrow still on £25 a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 One of the most frustrating things in my day to day life is wandering down the street and having my phone connecting to random wifis that don't work properly, meaning my 4g stops working and I have an inconvenient window of a couple f minutes where I can't use the Internet. I imagine there's probably a way to stop this from happening tbf. Secondly I'm going to go with random people talking to me in the gym. Absolute oddballs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 7 hours ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: One of the most frustrating things in my day to day life is wandering down the street and having my phone connecting to random wifis that don't work properly, meaning my 4g stops working and I have an inconvenient window of a couple f minutes where I can't use the Internet. I imagine there's probably a way to stop this from happening tbf. Have you tried not using the Internet while you're walking down the street, and looking where you're going instead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: One of the most frustrating things in my day to day life is wandering down the street and having my phone connecting to random wifis that don't work properly, meaning my 4g stops working and I have an inconvenient window of a couple f minutes where I can't use the Internet. I imagine there's probably a way to stop this from happening tbf. Secondly I'm going to go with random people talking to me in the gym. Absolute oddballs. Do what Gordon says or turn off wifi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Stuck in a lift at work on own. A bit rubbish I hope your phone runs out of power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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