MEADOWXI Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "So and so is leaving in early December to go on maternity leave. If you would like to contribute to a leaving gift, please do so at reception". No thanks, they'll be back in 12 months time. She'll be back before that, for a tour of the office with whatever Demon-spawn she has shat from her body, which will probably result in another collection for the little b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Those fucking coral adverts on youtube. It has to be classed as some sort of abuse not being able to skip them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 That's normally how it works with me & the gas cookers tbh. You don’t ask me for the money though. No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 You don’t ask me for the money though. No. Can I have some money please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 "So and so is leaving in early December to go on maternity leave. If you would like to contribute to a leaving gift, please do so at reception". No thanks, they'll be back in 12 months time. It's almost as if they've just accepted that she'll be handing in her notice in 11 months time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 27 minutes ago, Skerla said: Those fucking coral adverts on youtube. It has to be classed as some sort of abuse not being able to skip them! The one with the guy in the wheelchair is particularly annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Can I have some money please? What you going to spend it on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Saint Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 consecutive lines from a BBC article about Mackintosh The exhibition coincides with the 150th anniversary celebrations of Mackintosh's death. He painted the landscape between 1926 and 1927. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 What you going to spend it on? Hookers & Ching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Hookers & Ching. But then I’ll have no money for hookers, ching and bevy? Pay day next week, can maybe help you out then... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 But then I’ll have no money for hookers, ching and bevy? Pay day next week, can maybe help you out then... That's cool M10.I'll let you know what I rack up over the weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 That's cool M10.I'll let you know what I rack up over the weekend. Just don’t get cooncil. Pay more, need half as much...I’m told... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I quite enjoy decorating and the sense of achievement when the results are good but by f**k I hate glossing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just don’t get cooncil. Pay more, need half as much...I’m told... Would never entertain cooncil, unless no alternative. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 17 minutes ago, Rugster said: I quite enjoy decorating and the sense of achievement when the results are good but by f**k I hate glossing. Tried an eggshell or satinwood instead? I find it speedier, less of a gloopy, messy business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Tried an eggshell or satinwood instead? I find it speedier, less of a gloopy, messy business. After timing c**t its not so much the mess, it gives me a headache. But yes, it's gloopy and annoying too. Edited October 20, 2017 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: After timing c**t its not so much the mess, it gives me a headache. But yes, it's gloopy and annoying too. Keep it in mind for next time.. Got a bit of decorating to do too but sadly the only dangerous part is the locals. No stairwells to dangle over etc - boring two bed flat. gree with you about the achievement when it's done but doing the ceilings and woodwork is a miserable task. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Keep it in mind for next time.. Got a bit of decorating to do too but sadly the only dangerous part is the locals. No stairwells to dangle over etc - boring two bed flat. gree with you about the achievement when it's done but doing the ceilings and woodwork is a miserable task. Will do. Hate ceilings. Murder. Nearly done though. One more coat on upstairs hall ceiling and then onto walls which are a piece of piss. Caulk may well be the greatest thing invented though, what a difference it makes if you have wee gaps between ceiling and wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 42 minutes ago, Rugster said: I quite enjoy decorating and the sense of achievement when the results are good but by f**k I hate glossing. Nothing matches the satisfying glow of timing your return home, to see the decorater's van leaving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: Will do. Hate ceilings. Murder. Nearly done though. One more coat on upstairs hall ceiling and then onto walls which are a piece of piss. Caulk may well be the greatest thing invented though, what a difference it makes if you have wee gaps between ceiling and wall. Have to admit to getting a thrill from brandishing a silicone gun or two. If drink and drugs are off the menu then loading up on enough caffeine to buzz a rhino is a good way to get through the ceilings. After about 4 large cafetieres in quick succession and some decent tunes playing you can enter a sort of shamanic state. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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