blanco Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 3 hours ago, pandarilla said: This is an old thing. They carried a potty around to collect coins. A bit like a scramble at a wedding. Crazy shit. The used to walk about the streets making a c**t of a racket battering spoons off pots, at least you had plenty of warning that allowed you to avoid them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 TV sob-story interviews where the camera consistently focuses on the interviewer who's trying to nail that faux sad faced nodding look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 11 hours ago, blanco said: The used to walk about the streets making a c**t of a racket battering spoons off pots, at least you had plenty of warning that allowed you to avoid them. And the bride-to-be with an L-plate on when chances are she's already a mother of two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan Dave Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 For some reason the barber has shaved the back of my head flat at the bottom, rather than leaving a wee indent. Raging 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 15 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: TV sob-story interviews where the camera consistently focuses on the interviewer who's trying to nail that faux sad faced nodding look. Even better when some total no-name journo on work experience at daddy's office gets to interview a household name, and the journo gets most of the screen time. Used to be quite popular on channels like E!. *cough*...so I'm told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 16 hours ago, blanco said: The used to walk about the streets making a c**t of a racket battering spoons off pots, at least you had plenty of warning that allowed you to avoid them. I remember that. As you say you could hear them a mile away. Gave plenty time for a quick FFS and a body swerve down an adjacent street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 For some reason the barber has shaved the back of my head flat at the bottom, rather than leaving a wee indent. Raging One of life's strangest pleasures is getting the bottom bit of hair at the side of the back shaved down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Tartan Dave said: For some reason the barber has shaved the back of my head flat at the bottom, rather than leaving a wee indent. Raging Can you no just say "aye that's fine" when they flourish the wee mirror at the back of the head like every other c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan Dave Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Can you no just say "aye that's fine" when they flourish the wee mirror at the back of the head like every other c**t? I did, but it's petty and it got on my nerves so I shared it here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Surely card (contactless) is the quickest way to pay these days? My contactless isn't working which is my current PTTGOYN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 21 minutes ago, throbber said: My contactless isn't working which is my current PTTGOYN. Put money into your account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Calling football strips "kits". In no other walk of life is shorts, T shirt and socks considered a kit. Unacceptable. Needs to stop. PE kit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Kit kat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Kit kat Just now, Bairnardo said: Put your hand up and wait to be asked Marianne, is that you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Calling football strips "kits". In no other walk of life is shorts, T shirt and socks considered a kit. Unacceptable. Needs to stop. How do you feel about the term "football strip"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Little known fact. Football kits are so named because legendary frontiersman Kit Carson regularly wore a football top and shorts while hunting Indians. He referred to the outfit as his "football carson" although that name never caught on. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Little known fact. Football kits are so named because legendary frontiersman Kit Carson regularly wore a football top and shorts while hunting Indians. He referred to the outfit as his "football carson" although that name never caught on. Facts you made up for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 She has been known to call them uniforms or outfits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Surely card (contactless) is the quickest way to pay these days? Not if you're intent on pissing off an auld c**t like me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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