Sergeant Wilson Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She was out walking for miles every day until well into her 90s. Tea, brandy and co-codamol kept her going. Did she know where she was going? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did she know where she was going? Yes, to visit Willy Wonka and his pet unicorns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 47 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: People that wear short sleeved white shirts and a tie. Only acceptable if your surname is Simpson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Here's one I remembered today. Hen parties and brides to be that ask for money on their night out. f**k off. One time, in London visiting a friend, 3 of us were in a bar just the local Wetherspoons. I'd already clocked this group of ugly beggars and tactically went to the toilet when I sensed we'd be asked next to avoid saying no to them. Totally mistimed it. Came back as they were chatting to my friend so I pretended I couldn't understand when they asked, with such phrases as que, pardòn and was? Ended up being called a tight b*****d for not funding their boozy night. f**k off, I'm helping fund my small group's own boozy night without your begging nonsense. Get them to f**k, in fact get hen parties to f**k full stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Here's one I remembered today. Hen parties and brides to be that ask for money on their night out. f**k off. Surely to Christ this isn't a fucking thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 That was my reaction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Here's one I remembered today. Hen parties and brides to be that ask for money on their night out. f**k off. One time, in London visiting a friend, 3 of us were in a bar just the local Wetherspoons. I'd already clocked this group of ugly beggars and tactically went to the toilet when I sensed we'd be asked next to avoid saying no to them. Totally mistimed it. Came back as they were chatting to my friend so I pretended I couldn't understand when they asked, with such phrases as que, pardòn and was? Ended up being called a tight b*****d for not funding their boozy night. f**k off, I'm helping fund my small group's own boozy night without your begging nonsense. Get them to f**k, in fact get hen parties to f**k full stop. Why didn't you just say no instead of all that dancing around it? Would be much easier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Do they offer anything in exchange for the money they're begging for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Not in my experience. Best avoided. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 This is an old thing. They carried a potty around to collect coins. A bit like a scramble at a wedding. Crazy shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Glenn Hoddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Once again......three teenage girls in front of me at the supermarket with one item each and they want to pay separately. One by card. Get tae... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 26 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Glenn Hoddle. That's not petty. The guys a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Here's one I remembered today. Hen parties and brides to be that ask for money on their night out. f**k off. One time, in London visiting a friend, 3 of us were in a bar just the local Wetherspoons. I'd already clocked this group of ugly beggars and tactically went to the toilet when I sensed we'd be asked next to avoid saying no to them. Totally mistimed it. Came back as they were chatting to my friend so I pretended I couldn't understand when they asked, with such phrases as que, pardòn and was? Ended up being called a tight b*****d for not funding their boozy night. f**k off, I'm helping fund my small group's own boozy night without your begging nonsense. Get them to f**k, in fact get hen parties to f**k full stop. I seen this for the first time in St Andrews a while back, we all told them to bolt and we genuinely got abuse off them, I couldn't help but laugh at them and think of what utter minkballs they were. If my mrs does that on her hen night, the wedding would be patched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 You mean you've never seen a hen party going round the boozers with a chanty asking for moolah? I do think it's more of a west coast thing as it's the only place I've witnessed it. Usually the fatty ones as well. Never seen this scumbaggery either. "tap eh a quid for a drink big man? We had tae spend a tenner on the train fare from Kilwinning and £20 each for an Ibis. F***in extortion, but". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Here's one I remembered today. Hen parties and brides to be that ask for money on their night out. f**k off. One time, in London visiting a friend, 3 of us were in a bar just the local Wetherspoons. I'd already clocked this group of ugly beggars and tactically went to the toilet when I sensed we'd be asked next to avoid saying no to them. Totally mistimed it. Came back as they were chatting to my friend so I pretended I couldn't understand when they asked, with such phrases as que, pardòn and was? Ended up being called a tight b*****d for not funding their boozy night. f**k off, I'm helping fund my small group's own boozy night without your begging nonsense. Get them to f**k, in fact get hen parties to f**k full stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 34 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Once again......three teenage girls in front of me at the supermarket with one item each and they want to pay separately. One by card. Get tae... Surely card (contactless) is the quickest way to pay these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 23 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Surely card (contactless) is the quickest way to pay these days? Far quicker than cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Far quicker than cash. Definitely. I always use contactless in shops. I only really use cash in pubs these days (and at football grounds obviously, but if you could buy a pie and juice at Scottish grounds with contactless then I would). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Never seen this scumbaggery either. "tap eh a quid for a drink big man? We had tae spend a tenner on the train fare from Kilwinning and £20 each for an Ibis. F***in extortion, but". I'm racking my brain trying to think why they'd all need one of these, and none of the ideas I'm coming up with are less than disturbing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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