Cosmic Joe Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 It's taken a whole week to realise that we have a "do not disturb" sign for our hotel room door. Can take a shite without fear of the cleaner bursting in on me now. But why did it take a week? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Hearing a fire engine and worrying that your house is now a cinder pile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Hearing a fire engine and worrying that your house is now a cinder pile. I can almost guarantee that I'll hear that sound immediately after I've thought to myself "did I put the iron/my straighteners off this morning?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 It's taken a whole week to realise that we have a "do not disturb" sign for our hotel room door. Can take a shite without fear of the cleaner bursting in on me now. But why did it take a week? Don't all hotels have these as standard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, deej said: Don't all hotels have these as standard? The really good ones have locks on the lavvy doors as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Hearing a fire engine and worrying that your house is now a cinder pile. As soon as I hear it I just think of the crowd funder! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 The numerous adverts for new Channel 4 drama Ackley Bridge. After what felt like months of this I realised it hadn't even fucking started yet. But, worse, I've just found this video clip of it on youtube. Bear in mind this is uploaded by the Channel 4 youtube channel and it's set in London: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 I don't go to pubs very often and nae wonder, I just seem to attract every pissheed and loonball. Oh and San Miguel gives you a hoor of a heed in the morning, still shaking like a shittin dog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 I don't go to pubs very often and nae wonder, I just seem to attract every pissheed and loonball. Oh and San Miguel gives you a hoor of a heed in the morning, still shaking like a shittin dog Morning blow job from Michael, saint or otherwise, can't be all bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Myself. Varnishing the floor and I've varnished myself into a corner. Luckily I've still got the TV but the beer is at the other side 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Myself. Varnishing the floor and I've varnished myself into a corner. Luckily I've still got the TV but the beer is at the other side Plan a Lava game, it's possible to make it from any one point to another if you imagine the floor is lava. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Probably cleaner than pretending the floor is a vagina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 TV adverts before, during and after big sporting events. Extra pettiness points when they try and contrive the advert to tie in with the sport being shown i.e. Rugby game = some c**t throwing a rugby ball at a Land Rover, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Pish apps:Folk get paid for this sort of stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Myself. Varnishing the floor and I've varnished myself into a corner. Luckily I've still got the TV but the beer is at the other side Drink the varnish. And wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzy49 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 3 hours ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Plan a Lava game, it's possible to make it from any one point to another if you imagine the floor is lava. Huh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Huh? The floor is lava game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, HenryHill said: The floor is lava game. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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