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17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

 


I thought it was only supposed to last for a few days every month.

 

 

17 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:

Doesn't it stop after about a week?

No surprise you two came up with this pish at the same time. 

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17 minutes ago, Kneal Down Caster said:

My daughter has now been menstruating for a few months Add in the Kevin and perry attitude along with now being in sync with my wife. Please help me !!!!!!!!!

Calm them both down by telling them you are sharing this intimate information with anonymous, middle aged, alcoholic loners on the internet.

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People with no sense of humour. My wee maw whos has terminal lung cancer was wheeched into hospital with pneumonia. I go to visit her where she tells me she's been weighed by the nurses and is now 15 stone. I ask her if she's been eating mattresses and we hae a laugh about it. Turns out she's been overdosing on fritters from the chippy but wtf she's dying, carry on. Tell my sister this wee story and all hell breaks loose. I shouldn't be saying insensitive stuff like that blah blah blah. Geez peace ya bint

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51 minutes ago, Mr Pikey said:

People with no sense of humour. My wee maw whos has terminal lung cancer was wheeched into hospital with pneumonia. I go to visit her where she tells me she's been weighed by the nurses and is now 15 stone. I ask her if she's been eating mattresses and we hae a laugh about it. Turns out she's been overdosing on fritters from the chippy but wtf she's dying, carry on. Tell my sister this wee story and all hell breaks loose. I shouldn't be saying insensitive stuff like that blah blah blah. Geez peace ya bint

A few months ago I met a couple that I had not seen for about 20 years. During the conversation they asked how my mum and stepdad were doing. I told them that they had never really been the same since they were caught in the big fire. When they asked if they had been badly hurt I told them that they don't f**k about in the crematorium! 

Probably be another 20 years before I see them again.

 

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