Eednud Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 So it's just Dee Man that uses it then? Daft Scozzie that he is. Must be a Sandgroper thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Admittedly I don't know many Scottish expats here but I've never heard that expression before. I presume you gave them a swift boot in the chuff? First I heard it was last year when a girl I know from back home who moved over here got her citizenship and called herself a proud Scozzie on Facebook. Since then I've seen it loads of times on Facebook culminating in a headsgone today. Pump it into Google and you'll find Scozzie Squash, Scozzie Plumbing, Scozzie Shindigz and other such shite. Fucking Scozzie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 First I heard it was last year when a girl I know from back home who moved over here got her citizenship and called herself a proud Scozzie on Facebook. Since then I've seen it loads of times on Facebook culminating in a headsgone today. Pump it into Google and you'll find Scozzie Squash, Scozzie Plumbing, Scozzie Shindigz and other such shite. Fucking Scozzie. It's just another word for bathers, swimmers, budgie smugglers. "Whit's that? S'cozzie" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I think we need to nuke Australia from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I think we need to nuke Australia from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: Reveal hidden contents You're a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 You're a c**t. Talk of Scozzies & spiders legs upset Lisa Cuddy......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 What are Scottish ladies who offer sex for cash called? Sookers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Sookers Very good. I had been expecting Scozzie Prozzies or even Dee Woman (sorry Dee Man). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 5 hours ago, throbber said: When somebody stands in a doorway and chats to people inside the room and yet looks annoyed when you brush past them to get in or out of said room. I have a ploy for such an occasion, I just barge through at full pelt and if people get hurt they will have learned a life lesson at the very least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 6 hours ago, throbber said: When somebody stands in a doorway and chats to people inside the room and yet looks annoyed when you brush past them to get in or out of said room. YES! I absolutely hate this, so fucking much! It's ludicrously stupid. I've talked to folk in my office about it after they did it and they no longer do it (although some who I haven't given 'the talk' to still do it and I silently seethe every time). A similar one is folk who stand right beside a closed door and talk, meaning folk who want to enter or leave are obstructed. It's just common sense to not do it, and common courtesy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 At uni once i opened a door and a guy fell to me feet as he was leaning on the other side, he actually got up to square up to me as if i had pushed him over as well. Utter idiot behaviour! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I have a ploy for such an occasion, I just barge through at full pelt and if people get hurt they will have learned a life lesson at the very least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 When you buy a steak pie and the there is a big lid of pastry and a pissy little silver foil box underneath with what I hope will be some meat. Should make my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 When you buy a steak pie and the there is a big lid of pastry and a pissy little silver foil box underneath with what I hope will be some meat. Should make my own. I was out for dinner last weekend and saw the steak pie option, to which I specifically asked whether it was the type of pie with just a lid or one that came enclosed in pastry. This was a genuine deal breaker for pie vs fajitas. Waitress said it was the enclosed one, and so I chose that. Meal arrives with a pastry base and floating lid on the steak chunks, which I quickly realised was a slab from what was an enclosed pie earlier that day.Muchos tragedia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: YES! I absolutely hate this, so fucking much! It's ludicrously stupid. I've talked to folk in my office about it after they did it and they no longer do it (although some who I haven't given 'the talk' to still do it and I silently seethe every time). A similar one is folk who stand right beside a closed door and talk, meaning folk who want to enter or leave are obstructed. It's just common sense to not do it, and common courtesy. I love the notion that you terrify the living piss out of the folk in your office, and they moderate their behaviour accordingly. You've told them about the pram, haven't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Had my personal licence exam today for alcohol. Think I failed :-(. Baws I've been drinking for years and didn't realise I needed a license. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 38 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I love the notion that you terrify the living piss out of the folk in your office, and they moderate their behaviour accordingly. You've told them about the pram, haven't you? Hogwash. I just conversed with them civilly and put my points across in a calm and reasonable manner. And no, I have not shared my invention ideas with them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Hogwash. I just conversed with them civilly and put my points across in a calm and reasonable manner. And no, I have not shared my invention ideas with them Maybe you should? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I've been drinking for years and didn't realise I needed a license. You.ARE.NOT.KINCARDINE!He, like you has also been drinking for years, just that you have a break now & again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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