DA Baracus Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 When folk say 'Prof' instead of 'Professor'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 30 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: When folk say 'Prof' instead of 'Professor'. *Boffin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 In films/TV when someone secretly records a confession of some sort, then rewinds it to the exact perfect moment to begin playback, to prove they have caught out someone. I can't even rewind programs or videos to the right bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Did he start there and work his way up? A guy I used to work with, I've mentioned him before on here, he was the guy that used to use rhyming slang but always used the correct word for what he was talking about, for example...." I left my wallet in the bar, so went up the "apples & stairs" to collect it, turns out it was in my "sky pocket" all the time, it's a nightmare when your wearing a "tin suit"...... fuckin imbecile.I digress, one day when I was an apprentice, a rather attractive temp started in the office, and Ian, let's just call him that, as it's his name, said to her " is it cold outside?" whilst pointing to her rather, admittedly, perky nipples, her riposte of "how disgusting can you be?" rapidly met by him saying "can I sniff your c**t" is something I'll never forget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 22 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: I digress, one day when I was an apprentice, a rather attractive temp started in the office, and Ian, let's just call him that, as it's his name, said to her " is it cold outside?" whilst pointing to her rather, admittedly, perky nipples, her riposte of "how disgusting can you be?" rapidly met by him saying "can I sniff your c**t" is something I'll never forget. But did she say yes? Don't keep us in suspense... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Actually, she wept. Sad, but true.My 17 year old shoulders were obviously offered as an emotional crutch.Soundly rejected by her riposte "I'd rather let that creep smell my James Cu*t" ......oh how I laughed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 How the DI & Melanius Mullarkey have no team under their avatar. My Team : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 How the DI & Melanius Mullarkey have no team under their avatar. My Team : Shut the f**k up you Brechin w****r!My Team: Montrose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Folk that hold a door open, let the heat out and then have the cheek to publicly proclaim "Ooooooh, it's warm in here!". Not anymore you stupid bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Driving a agent run Singburi province today, never met this person in my life and1. She turned down the radio in the car. (It was not loud) to zero.2.switched the aircon to a different level.I'm cool if she asked first, but she just grabbed the knob and twisted.I would never enter someone car and start to control. Sheer unpoliteness. I know not a word.No also not a wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 I hate it when they grab the knob and twist without asking first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Driving a agent run Singburi province today, never met this person in my life and1. She turned down the radio in the car. (It was not loud) to zero.2.switched the aircon to a different level.I'm cool if she asked first, but she just grabbed the knob and twisted.I would never enter someone car and start to control. Sheer unpoliteness. I know not a word.No also not a wid. Treat her like dog, drown in river forever if please you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Treat her like dog, drown in river forever if please you. Its the dry season only about 2 ft deep. I would have to physically had to dook her head. I've no time for that shite with amount of actual dogs running around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 People that bike to work and come in with all the gear, looking like they are racing in the Tour de France. Wallopers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cerberus said: People that bike to work and come in with all the gear, looking like they are racing in the Tour de France. Wallopers. Presumably without having a shower? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 People that bike to work and come in with all the gear, looking like they are racing in the Tour de France. Wallopers. Throbber likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, Cerberus said: People that bike to work and come in with all the gear, looking like they are racing in the Tour de France. Wallopers. @Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Those days when you hate humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 53 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said: I hate it when they grab the knob and twist without asking first. I don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Monster said: Those days when you hate humanity. But now you can post it all on Facebook and that's bound to make you feel better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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