weirdcal Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I could see him deserving of it if he's made the effort not to be a complete alchy, wife beating, unfunny cvnt but he's never shown any sign. You forgot racist... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 11 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Are you thinking of cross-cum-shot and like? Is this the sexual equivalent of crossing the streams? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Low lifes who actually jog / run to beat you to the cash machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 There's a bloke face timing his daughter on the table opposite me in the airport lounge. He's the kind of guy who probably speaks into his phone holding it horizontally. I hate his guts, and hope his plane crashes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: There's a bloke face timing his daughter on the table opposite me in the airport lounge. He's the kind of guy who probably speaks into his phone holding it horizontally. I hate his guts, and hope his plane crashes. I hope he's on your flight... would be the obvious response. I hope he's on your flight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I hope he's on your flight... would be the obvious response.I hope he's on your flight #TearfulCakeEmoji 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: #TearfulCakeEmoji Shouldn't you be in the bar instagramming a preflight pint? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Low lifes who actually jog / run to beat you to the cash machine. This is what slide tackles were invented for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Shouldn't you be in the bar instagramming a preflight pint? #tearfulpintglassemoji 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 14 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Folk that go to the supermarket with their pal, separate trolleys, and have a natter as they drive around blocking every fucking aisle in the place. Usually while their fucking kids make it even more difficult to pass, turning your whole shopping experience into an advanced level of Frogger. Fuckin grinds my gears proper that. I'm convinced Tesco actually employ people to get in my fuckin road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Trackdaybob said: Fuckin grinds my gears proper that. I'm convinced Tesco actually employ people to get in my fuckin road This actually happens, I'm forever blocked by a convoy of staff and their trollies shopping for home deliveries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Rjc-1988 writing about Darren Brownlee in QotS posts when it is actually Brownlie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Joining in the shoppers getting in the way theme, I'm afraid I totally lost it today. Pushing my wife around the shops in her wheelchair and we gets stuck in a clothes shop aisle behind two women who are gassing away, oblivious to the world. After coughing and trying a polite "Excuse me", we're totally ignored so I tried to turn the wheelchair in the narrow aisle but couldn't. Tried reversing but somebody had brought up a clothes rail so the route was blocked. So once again but a bit louder I said "Excuse me" and one of the women turns, looks at me then looks at the wife as if she was a piece of shit, "tuts" loudly then turns back to her pal and continues yacking. If there hadn't been a wheelchair between us I swear I would have lamped her. Instead, I very loudly roared "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY YOU IGNORANT FUCKING BITCH!". The entire shop stopped dead to turn and look and she damn near shat herself as her pal pulled her out the way. As we went past her I called her a "Stupid c**t" only slightly less loudly than before. I'm now in the bad books with the wife for making a scene. WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Joining in the shoppers getting in the way theme, I'm afraid I totally lost it today. Pushing my wife around the shops in her wheelchair and we gets stuck in a clothes shop aisle behind two women who are gassing away, oblivious to the world. After coughing and trying a polite "Excuse me", we're totally ignored so I tried to turn the wheelchair in the narrow aisle but couldn't. Tried reversing but somebody had brought up a clothes rail so the route was blocked. So once again but a bit louder I said "Excuse me" and one of the women turns, looks at me then looks at the wife as if she was a piece of shit, "tuts" loudly then turns back to her pal and continues yacking. If there hadn't been a wheelchair between us I swear I would have lamped her. Instead, I very loudly roared "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY YOU IGNORANT FUCKING BITCH!". The entire shop stopped dead to turn and look and she damn near shat herself as her pal pulled her out the way. As we went past her I called her a "Stupid c**t" only slightly less loudly than before. I'm now in the bad books with the wife for making a scene. WTF? Sounds perfectly reasonable to me and, to be perfectly honest, if your wife has put you in the bad books for that, I'd be tempted to leave her sitting at the freezer section without a coat next time you're there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Joining in the shoppers getting in the way theme, I'm afraid I totally lost it today. Pushing my wife around the shops in her wheelchair and we gets stuck in a clothes shop aisle behind two women who are gassing away, oblivious to the world. After coughing and trying a polite "Excuse me", we're totally ignored so I tried to turn the wheelchair in the narrow aisle but couldn't. Tried reversing but somebody had brought up a clothes rail so the route was blocked. So once again but a bit louder I said "Excuse me" and one of the women turns, looks at me then looks at the wife as if she was a piece of shit, "tuts" loudly then turns back to her pal and continues yacking. If there hadn't been a wheelchair between us I swear I would have lamped her. Instead, I very loudly roared "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY YOU IGNORANT FUCKING BITCH!". The entire shop stopped dead to turn and look and she damn near shat herself as her pal pulled her out the way. As we went past her I called her a "Stupid c**t" only slightly less loudly than before. I'm now in the bad books with the wife for making a scene. WTF? I'm jealous tbh. You've lived the dream there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 48 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Joining in the shoppers getting in the way theme, I'm afraid I totally lost it today. Pushing my wife around the shops in her wheelchair and we gets stuck in a clothes shop aisle behind two women who are gassing away, oblivious to the world. After coughing and trying a polite "Excuse me", we're totally ignored so I tried to turn the wheelchair in the narrow aisle but couldn't. Tried reversing but somebody had brought up a clothes rail so the route was blocked. So once again but a bit louder I said "Excuse me" and one of the women turns, looks at me then looks at the wife as if she was a piece of shit, "tuts" loudly then turns back to her pal and continues yacking. If there hadn't been a wheelchair between us I swear I would have lamped her. Instead, I very loudly roared "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY YOU IGNORANT FUCKING BITCH!". The entire shop stopped dead to turn and look and she damn near shat herself as her pal pulled her out the way. As we went past her I called her a "Stupid c**t" only slightly less loudly than before. I'm now in the bad books with the wife for making a scene. WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) 19 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Joining in the shoppers getting in the way theme, I'm afraid I totally lost it today. Pushing my wife around the shops in her wheelchair and we gets stuck in a clothes shop aisle behind two women who are gassing away, oblivious to the world. After coughing and trying a polite "Excuse me", we're totally ignored so I tried to turn the wheelchair in the narrow aisle but couldn't. Tried reversing but somebody had brought up a clothes rail so the route was blocked. So once again but a bit louder I said "Excuse me" and one of the women turns, looks at me then looks at the wife as if she was a piece of shit, "tuts" loudly then turns back to her pal and continues yacking. If there hadn't been a wheelchair between us I swear I would have lamped her. Instead, I very loudly roared "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY YOU IGNORANT FUCKING BITCH!". The entire shop stopped dead to turn and look and she damn near shat herself as her pal pulled her out the way. As we went past her I called her a "Stupid c**t" only slightly less loudly than before. I'm now in the bad books with the wife for making a scene. WTF? P+B Man of the Year 2016 imo. Edited December 31, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Allan Jacobsen Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: Joining in the shoppers getting in the way theme, I'm afraid I totally lost it today. Pushing my wife around the shops in her wheelchair and we gets stuck in a clothes shop aisle behind two women who are gassing away, oblivious to the world. After coughing and trying a polite "Excuse me", we're totally ignored so I tried to turn the wheelchair in the narrow aisle but couldn't. Tried reversing but somebody had brought up a clothes rail so the route was blocked. So once again but a bit louder I said "Excuse me" and one of the women turns, looks at me then looks at the wife as if she was a piece of shit, "tuts" loudly then turns back to her pal and continues yacking. If there hadn't been a wheelchair between us I swear I would have lamped her. Instead, I very loudly roared "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY YOU IGNORANT FUCKING BITCH!". The entire shop stopped dead to turn and look and she damn near shat herself as her pal pulled her out the way. As we went past her I called her a "Stupid c**t" only slightly less loudly than before. I'm now in the bad books with the wife for making a scene. WTF? You are who I aspire to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 15 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Fucking amateurs. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-38453496 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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