Miguel Sanchez Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Children People who walk six abreast in shopping centres The fact I've just heard This Time of Night by New Order in an advert for a Jamie Oliver programme 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Christmas cards with polar bears AND penguins on them. WTF !!! One of them Artic Circle the other only found South of the equator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Deanburn Dave said: Christmas cards with polar bears AND penguins on them. WTF !!! One of them Artic Circle the other only found South of the equator. Still a more believable scene than the nativity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Me, when I continually get a hand full of body wash and stick it in my hair as if it's the shampoo I've just used. Becoming all too frequent. It's all the same thing, isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 It's all the same thing, isn't it? No, that's like saying a company that was liquidated and started again with a similar name in the same offices is the same company 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Using "cum" instead of "come" in a sexual context. "Cum" should be reserved for phrases like " the aubergine cum butt plug came in handy". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Using "cum" instead of "come" in a sexual context. "Cum" should be reserved for phrases like " the aubergine cum butt plug came in handy". Are you thinking of cross-cum-shot and like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Is 'aubergine cum' one of the new superfoods at Waitrose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 The love Gazza as in Paul Gascoigne gets. He's a a fud IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Are you thinking of cross-cum-shot and like? Aye, I spurted it out without thinking. Should have been " the aubergine-cum-buttplug came in handy" Edited December 30, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 4 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: The love Gazza as in Paul Gascoigne gets. I could see him deserving of it if he's made the effort not to be a complete alchy, wife beating, unfunny cvnt but he's never shown any sign. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 See, now, cross-cum-shot is correct. It's the Latin of come for an adjoining word/phrase or some shite, it's us dirty b*****ds that have spoiled it, of course. This aubergine-cum-butt plug was, I assume, for Mrs W Bairn of which there will be pictures, as is the rules...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 12 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Using "cum" instead of "come" in a sexual context. "Cum" should be reserved for phrases like " the aubergine cum butt plug came in handy". Hardy likes this. Spoiler https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorlton-cum-Hardy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 11 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Aye, I spurted it out without thinking. Should have been " the aubergine-cum-buttplug came in handy" 7 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: See, now, cross-cum-shot is correct. It's the Latin of come for an adjoining word/phrase or some shite, it's us dirty b*****ds that have spoiled it, of course. This aubergine-cum-butt plug was, I assume, for Mrs W Bairn of which there will be pictures, as is the rules...? 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Hardy likes this. Reveal hidden contents https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorlton-cum-Hardy can't sleep either i see guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I could see him deserving of it if he's made the effort not to be a complete alchy, wife beating, unfunny cvnt but he's never shown any sign. It winds me up. Just because he's been a roaster a few times during football training back in the day, greeted when he got booked in SF and made a few daft faces he's treated as some sort of hero. Guys a dafty, a dafty that really needs help to be fair and it's sad to see him in the shape he is but he's not deserving of hero status. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 can't sleep either i see guys. You've slept in 2016?! Could've been you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: You've slept in 2016?! Could've been you! I'm not famous. No one not famous has died in 2016. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I'm not famous. No one not famous has died in 2016. Well, by P&B fame, you're next (probably) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 10 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Children People who walk six abreast in shopping centres The fact I've just heard This Time of Night by New Order in an advert for a Jamie Oliver programme Folk that go to the supermarket with their pal, separate trolleys, and have a natter as they drive around blocking every fucking aisle in the place. Usually while their fucking kids make it even more difficult to pass, turning your whole shopping experience into an advanced level of Frogger. Asda in Motherwell every day of the fucking week, basically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 12 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Children People who walk six abreast in shopping centres The fact I've just heard This Time of Night by New Order in an advert for a Jamie Oliver programme Street as well. I tend to barge through the middle of them. f**k walking on the road where I may get knocked down by a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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