Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 13 hours ago, Günther said: They've been and gone. I turned all the lights off in the house and gave them a torch to find their way about the place, see how they liked it. That was probably Interpol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That was probably Interpol. Good tune right enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 30 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Oh I've seen the dog on the trampoline. Had Donald Trump's face on it. And the dog's real head on the other end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That was probably Interpol. Or Yewtree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 People who don't replace divots at the gowf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 11 minutes ago, blackislekillie said: People who don't replace divots at the gowf. Or rake bunkers after themselves . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 18 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: John Lewis Christmas adverts. Or rather, every company who tries to copy the cultural expectation of what a John Lewis Christmas advert is. Aldi and their anthropomorphised carrot at the top of the shitlist for this this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Babysitting adults. Going to conference at work with three fully grown women (wid nots) and to get from Glasgow city centre to SECC they have all decided we need to meet in morning at hotel reception and travel together. Each separately had to ask me how to get from queen street to hotel. Surely everyone is able to use Google by now? Have had to spend a full day being non committal, evasive and telling outright lies to avoid getting on train with them tonight. They also want to go for an evening meal together tomorrow. So we can talk about work? f**k off ill be going to cineworld. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 I also hate this shit, from one colleague asking me to write e-mails to the upper management on his behalf ( I don't write or read too good) type excuse, to another who, despite traveling extensively for work overseas for approaching 15 years, still can't understand the 24 hr clock as used by airlines, Yes- 01.55 on 23rd means you should be at the airport around 2 hours before your flight! Not 22 hours after your flight has left, you fuckin imbecile! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Too well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 You can add group projects to this too - basically just a realisation that you can't trust other people not to f**k things up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Passwords on routers and the like with lots of O and 0s. Surely to f**k in this day and age we can avoid using two identical symbols that mean something entirely different? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 James Corden ruining the Sainsbury's Christmas ad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 3 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Babysitting adults. Going to conference at work with three fully grown women (wid nots) and to get from Glasgow city centre to SECC they have all decided we need to meet in morning at hotel reception and travel together. Each separately had to ask me how to get from queen street to hotel. Surely everyone is able to use Google by now? Have had to spend a full day being non committal, evasive and telling outright lies to avoid getting on train with them tonight. They also want to go for an evening meal together tomorrow. So we can talk about work? f**k off ill be going to cineworld. I'll go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 I loathe people that have lights on during the bright day. No need whatsoever, i can see you perfectly fine. If anything it encourages road rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 If the lampposts are on, put your lights on. Simple rule of thumb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 3 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Babysitting adults. Going to conference at work with three fully grown women (wid nots) and to get from Glasgow city centre to SECC they have all decided we need to meet in morning at hotel reception and travel together. Each separately had to ask me how to get from queen street to hotel. Surely everyone is able to use Google by now? Have had to spend a full day being non committal, evasive and telling outright lies to avoid getting on train with them tonight. They also want to go for an evening meal together tomorrow. So we can talk about work? f**k off ill be going to cineworld. I've never met you but I can tell we would get on just dandy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Just now, 8MileBU said: ^^^Wants taken to the cinema. Only if he pays Have you seen the price? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 minute ago, 8MileBU said: Aye, too many times! 2 adults, a 6 year old, juice and sweets: Change off £30 - Peanuts! What do they want for a 6 year old to see a movie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Günther said: I drive a Volvo, you can't turn the lights off Volvo eh? You never said. Big car for a single man with no kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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