Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 22 minutes ago, philpy said: The arsehole neighbours that can't park are out in force again. One taking up two spaces, and another one parked about a foot away from the kerb. If I can't get out of there (which I should be able to), she'll be getting a chap at the door at 6.45 A.M. It could be worse, your path might be squint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 I'll get out no probs, but that's just bad fucking parking. DDcups, I'll council estate you ya c**t, it's the top of my street, there's only row of houses like those ones on the left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Those are letters. Still, at least I don't wear pyjamas in my team's colours to my bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Nice piggy duvet thingy going on. Did you not have St Mirren jammies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Just now, wisbit said: Twin set. Do you have the pearls to complete the ensemble? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Love the threat that 6.45 is early 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Love the threat that 6.45 is early It would Be for her, she's a teacher, and the schools are on holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 10 minutes ago, philpy said: I'll get out no probs, but that's just bad fucking parking. DDcups, I'll council estate you ya c**t, it's the top of my street, there's only row of houses like those ones on the left. Kiss my tits bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 1 minute ago, philpy said: It would Be for her, she's a teacher, and the schools are on holiday. Honk til the lazy cow gets up Philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Philpy, are you on Neighbourhood Watch? I feel like I know the view from your window better than my own, FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 When it comes to Parking, I'm the champion Curtain twitcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, philpy said: When it comes to Parking, I'm the champion Curtain twitcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Do you think that your neighbours also post on here and see how much their parking infuriates you so continue to doIt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 9 hours ago, lichtie23 said: Do you think that your neighbours also post on here and see how much their parking infuriates you so continue to do It? Aye, on some other message board there's someone saying Quote The nosy c**t's taking pictures out of his window again. He better not wake me up in the morning with his over-revving attempts to reverse out past my car. You could drive a bus through that space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 People who say tribuneral, prostrate cancer and serious ('watching the third serious of game of thrones'). Generally find if someone says one they'll say all three. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Broomhill Ultra said: People who say tribuneral, prostrate cancer and serious ('watching the third serious of game of thrones'). Generally find if someone says one they'll say all three. You've been very pacific there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 My 4yo daughter has just suffered her second night terror in a week. And they are aptly named, the first one completely freaked us out. She was screaming blue murder and looked for all purposes completely awake. It was almost like she was shouting at someone or something else in the room. When she eventually calmed down and was fully awake she had no memory of what had just happened. Very freaky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 When you try and explain to the other half, I do love you but for the next 15 minutes as we walk through this crowded shopping centre can we not hold hands because it is very busy and There are loads of people with prams and pushchairs, stalls to get round, people walking at different speeds and in different directions and the process of trying to hold hands and using 3-D geometry to calculate changing spaces ahead to ensure there is enough space to get two through the gap walking side by side is an exercise that would tire the brain of Stephen Hawkins (and folk in wheelchairs are another hazard as well), is that OK? Her response ' why don't you love me anymore?', And cue walking through a shopping centre bumping into folk, arm and leg movements that look like you doing the Gay Gordons to get round a bin, and generally life being more awkward for that time period. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 35 minutes ago, Swarley said: My 4yo daughter has just suffered her second night terror in a week. And they are aptly named, the first one completely freaked us out. She was screaming blue murder and looked for all purposes completely awake. It was almost like she was shouting at someone or something else in the room. When she eventually calmed down and was fully awake she had no memory of what had just happened. Very freaky. Have you seen The Exorcist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you seen The Exorcist? I thought he was banned? G-Bo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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