Granny Danger Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Just now, Mozzamozza said: You're absolutely bowfin'. I was going to put an apostrophe after bowfin but thought it pretentious, particularly when posting about someone else's prententiousness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Im only trying to better myself. Looking on the bright side, you have a huge amount of scope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Im only trying to better myself. I don't mind you adding verisimilitude to your posts but posting in Latin is bordering on flashy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I don't mind you adding verisimilitude to your posts but posting in Latin is bordering on flashy. I thought that was stuff you used to colour icing on birthday cakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Just now, Granny Danger said: I thought that was stuff you used to colour icing on birthday cakes. I thought it was a big creepy crawly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I thought it was a big creepy crawly. No, that's Mozza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 There's a wee woman in my office who is really starting to get on my titties. She uses the phrase "there's nothin' worse" at almost anything. Someone commented on the traffic being quite heavy due to some roadworks last week, she pipes up with "ach there's nothing worse than bein' on time and then hitting some roadworks". Another example from last week was on Friday, when our offices close at half 12 but folk can work on if they want to make up time, and she asks me if I'm working till half 12 - I say "no, probably work on for an hour" and she replies with "ah there's nothin' worse than havin' to work on later on a Friday". Today's example being just after lunch there, she heads into the canteen for a cup of tea, comes back, sits down at her desk and realises there is a hair (one of her own) on her cup. She says "Awww, ya b*****d, there's nothin' worse than a hair in yer cuppa". Stand right there and pass me that hammer. When you have no kneecaps left you can tell me if you'd rather have had a hair in your cuppa, ya cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, The Moonster said: There's a wee woman in my office who is really starting to get on my titties. She uses the phrase "there's nothin' worse" at almost anything. Someone commented on the traffic being quite heavy due to some roadworks last week, she pipes up with "ach there's nothing worse than bein' on time and then hitting some roadworks". Another example from last week was on Friday, when our offices close at half 12 but folk can work on if they want to make up time, and she asks me if I'm working till half 12 - I say "no, probably work on for an hour" and she replies with "ah there's nothin' worse than havin' to work on later on a Friday". Today's example being just after lunch there, she heads into the canteen for a cup of tea, comes back, sits down at her desk and realises there is a hair (one of her own) on her cup. She says "Awww, ya b*****d, there's nothin' worse than a hair in yer cuppa". Stand right there and pass me that hammer. When you have no kneecaps left you can tell me if you'd rather have had a hair in your cuppa, ya cow. There's nothing worse than people like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: There's nothing worse than people like that. Really thought Zen would crack that one. What's happened to you Rugster? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Really thought Zen would crack that one. What's happened to you Rugster? I don't know. I'm tired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 23 minutes ago, Rugster said: I don't know. I'm tired. There's nothin worse..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 26 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Really thought Zen would crack that one. What's happened to you Rugster? Some of us have work to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: Some of us have work to do. Aye, but what's your excuse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Some of us have work to do. There's noth...... sorry, I can't do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Found a car yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Still looking, Ruggy. Might stretch into tomorrow at this rate. What you looking for? Sizewise I mean, saloon/estate/jeep type or that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Mozzamozza said: Still looking, Ruggy. Might stretch into tomorrow at this rate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Fancying an SUV crossover type thing so I can run over all the Dees and DABs on my way to work. They just tend to bounce off my shitey Fiat at the moment. ^^^ Wife is in the 'family way' type post.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Just now, broon-loon said: ^^^ Wife is in the 'family way' type post.. Someone must have had it in for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: She uses the phrase "there's nothin' worse" at almost anything. You simply need to point out to her that logically speaking there can only be one thing that is worse than everything else - so which one is it. Is it: a. Traffic issues b. Hair in tea c. Something else .. but of course she will probably reply ".. but there is nothing worse than people having a go at the way I speak." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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