Miguel Sanchez Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 4 hours ago, Hillonearth said: In terms of lazy language, one that boils my piss is the way the past participle of "text" seems to have degenerated from "texted" to "text". It's even worse in a Glasgow accent where you've got that glottal stop thing happening: "I tex her last night, but she never tex me back till this morning..." You should watch more Jeremy Kyle. The folk on there add extra syllables to text and its derivatives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 5 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've just been informed that Silverburn have taped off lanes for man children playing Pokemon, so they don't stumble into the path of folk trying to do some shopping. I want a meteor to wipe every single person on this planet out. Quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Shopping in Lidl. Those wee trolleys and there's always someone in front of you buying just the one item and they want to use a card which they never have ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 It's fucking pishing down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Make it stop.I'm in Inverkeithing tomorrow, Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Just now, Mozzamozza said: Make it stop. I'm in Inverkeithing tomorrow, You're not going to the fucking highland games are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 I was planning on going to the Highland Games, however, if there are fucking Highland Games, they may hold more interest. ^^^Planning on seeing the tossing of the caber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Just now, Mozzamozza said: I was planning on going to the Highland Games, however, if there are fucking Highland Games, they may hold more interest. If you're a newbie you have to start with tossing the caber. I went to the pub down the street last night for the first time in a year, just to escape the shows at the square and observed some mild xenophobia by the barmaid. All night the barmaid's pals were coming in and using the toilets, when a guy from the shows came in and asked to use the toilet she refused and sent him on his way, when he was out of earshot she announced to the pub, 'the c***s can go for a shit in their caravans' this was my cue to leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Sadly just remembered the 660mls bottle of Tiger I stuck in the freezer three hours ago. Seething. ETA. Fucking moron, cannae even read properly. Thought it said Tizer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Sadly just remembered the 660mls bottle of Tiger I stuck in the freezer three hours ago. Seething. That'd have exploded all over your kids ice poles. Your kids are gonna be steaming tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 If it means they fall into a deep sleep for an hour then I will consider a bottle of Whisky next. Surely they'd have had enough by then. You monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Jimmy Carr's laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Just now, 8MileBU said: I didn't know you had a caravan Zen. Anywhere nice? I have a nice semi, my house is nice as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Jimmy Carr's laugh. There's nothing petty about that, it's fucking infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Cash machine has swallowed my card, so I'm home early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Go compare adverts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I left my bag on a train this afternoon. Entirely my own stupid fault. That said, Scotrail's mechanism for reporting lost property is shite. I realised as soon as the train pulled away and phoned them. But you can't actually speak to anyone - it goes to an answering machine with the promise that they'll call you back. This was at 12:15pm. I eventually called again at half two and left another message, and was phoned back about twenty minutes later. Apparently they hadn't had the chance to check the train when it arrived at Queen Street (I got off at Falkirk High) but they were going to call the duty manager at Waverley. She also said it's possible it's in the driver's cabin and he'll hand it in after his shift, but can't confirm. Hadn't heard anything so phoned back at 8pm to leave another message. No reply and it closes at 9pm, and doesn't open again until Monday morning. Apparently folk mustn't lose things on a Sunday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Yep. Left my hat on the train to Queen Street last summer and gave up phoning after a couple of days leaving messages with no response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Cash machine has swallowed my card, so I'm home early. Nae dosh. Machines don't swallow cards for no reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 15 minutes ago, Gregor147 said: Nae dosh. Machines don't swallow cards for no reason. Or pished and put the wrong number in 3 times. Or stung by scammers. I put my card in once and nothing happened, and it wouldn't come out. Thought the slot looked a bit weird, picked at it and a false cover came off with a ribbon of plastic with my card in it. A big guy came up behind me, grabbed the tool without my card and ran away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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