KnightswoodBear Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I would have assumed you'd be smart enough to not eat wine gums apparently flying into your garden. Auntie Sanchez had a dog that ate paint once, wine gums would surely be no problem. You haven't met Pete, have you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 11 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Last night I saw her. I was forced to. Her indoors was outdoors for a change so me and Pete Jnr were home alone with the twa dugs (her fucking dugs, no' ma fuckin' dugs!). The wee fulla was knackered so put him to bed early and sat my fat arse down on the sofa to relax when mutt number 1 starts whining like f**k. Tried ignoring it but it wasn't stopping and it was obvious he needed out. Usually they don't get their last walk until 10 or so and this was only the back of 8, I'd been planning to take them out once the wife was home. So as he was sleeping and I didn't want to do a McCann, nor did I want the dug to shite the floor, in desperation I chapped next door and asked her to sit in mine for five minutes. I made sure the dug shat as quick as possible for fear I'd return to find the locks changed and her squatting in my house, raising my son as her own. Hadn't seen her otherwise for some time now, which was nice. Now that I've been forced into contact with her though it'll likely be a way for her to try and speak to us more often again. This sounds like the start of a cunning plot on her behalf. She was probably outside with a dog whistle to get the mutt agitated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I would have assumed you'd be smart enough to not eat wine gums apparently flying into your garden. Auntie Sanchez had a dog that ate paint once, wine gums would surely be no problem. 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: You haven't met Pete, have you? ^^^ this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 hour ago, GordonD said: If you challenge them about it, they'll say "Oh, but if I'm in a crash it's so the emergency services will know to look for the baby." But they don't take the notice down when they're alone in the car so if they're in an accident then, the emergency services would waste time searching for kids who aren't even there. Also, do they imagine that other drivers are going to deliberately rear-end* cars that don't have one of those stickers displayed? *No photos of Kenneth Williams or any other Carry On stars, please! Like the emergency services are that stupid they need to have a sign in the car to make them look for a baby in the event of an accident. "Here Bob, you see that car seat in the back. Looks like its for a baby, did you see one?" "Nah mate, theres no Baby on Board sticker in the window, no point looking" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Mr X said: Like the emergency services are that stupid they need to have a sign in the car to make them look for a baby in the event of an accident. "Here Bob, you see that car seat in the back. Looks like its for a baby, did you see one?" "Nah mate, theres no Baby on Board sticker in the window, no point looking" Don't you dare try and take this away from me. I need these trivial reassurances to stop me from going mental. Well, more mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 The current trend for random stats during sporting events. Wimbledon appears to be ploughing new depths, two today already during Federer's match - "Average metres run per point" & "backhand shots played while at the net" who gives a flying one about this shit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 who gives a flying one about this shit? Statistically 1 in every 5 people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 42 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Statistically 1 in every 5 people. I asked for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 My phone was turned off for an exam an hour ago. It's not refusing to find my network, instead it's said "searching..." for the last hour. I've resorted to using bus wifi!! Better fix itself soon that's it sure. So phone is officially fucked and cannot be fixed. So another expense this month. I'm at a quandary as to what to do next, I'm due an upgrade anyway, but it'll cost more regardless and i really like my 5s. So it's either upgrade or pay £200 for a replacement. Hmmmm......add that to a new car, bed and start of flat hunting tomorrow shopping list is getting longer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 That f*cking awful theme song from Spectre by the wee fud who made his name ripping off Tom Petty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 That f*cking awful theme song from Spectre by the wee fud who made his name ripping off Tom Petty. Best Daniel craig bond song is you know my name from casino royale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Oh my god. What have you done? Dislike, dislike, dislike 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Oh my god. What have you done? Dislike, dislike, dislike ?Not liking Chris Cornell? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 17 minutes ago, weirdcal said: Best Daniel craig bond song is you know my name from casino royale It's good, but nobody did it better than Carly Simon IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 It's good, but nobody did it better than Carly Simon IMO Saw them at the Jazz fest, gone downhill IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 It's good, but nobody did it better than Carly Simon IMO I did quantify my post with Daniel Craig bond... even wings managed to have a good bond song with live and let die (even if guns and roses did indeed do it better) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Wings - the band that the Beatles should have been. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Andi Peters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 People with "Caution, Baby on Board" or "Little Princess on Board" stickers in their car windows. In a lot of cases these people usually drive like arseholes and are more of a danger to their little darlings than other drivers will ever be. Also certain drivers who insist on driving big cars and 4 x 4's but who obviously struggle to manoeuvre and park their vehicles. I'm relieved they have that message. I'm sure I would have ploughed into the back of them at 80mph if they hadn't warned of their vile offspring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 46 minutes ago, mjw said: Andi Peters. Masterchef? I was more annoyed by the Ken Doll that was on with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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