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The only think worse than p***ks like that are p***ks that fill your kids with Haribo, tell them they're allowed to run about daft, get them hyper as f**k and teach them to say things like "Jimmy Savile's Under 5s' disco". Some folk are just cocks! :lol:

Wrong, wrong, wrong.  The only thing worse than that is leaving someone's living room covered in sand.  c***s

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Buying some intumescent paint.

 

Sweet Pete: "Can I have some intumescent paint please?"

 

Paint Supplier: "Ehm. Do you want it fire retardant?"

 

:huh:

 

Do you know the difference between intumescent and retardant?

 

Intumescent works by swelling up and forming a thick barrier between the flame and the surface to be protected.

 

Retardant works by releasing a fire suppressing gas when heated.

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Do you know the difference between intumescent and retardant?

Intumescent works by swelling up and forming a thick barrier between the flame and the surface to be protected.

Retardant works by releasing a fire suppressing gas when heated.

^^^ "paint supplier" found
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Do you know the difference between intumescent and retardant?

Intumescent works by swelling up and forming a thick barrier between the flame and the surface to be protected.

Retardant works by releasing a fire suppressing gas when heated.

As it happens I do. I wouldn't have commented otherwise.

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When you're in a brewers fayre or one of the other generic eating places where kids run wild and you go for a piss and a heap of kids run into the bog, run in and out of the cubicles, fart about at the sinks, switch on the hand dryer then run out again. Of course one will go to leave before the rest and will helpfully hold the door wide open while he waits on everyone else.

Meanwhile there is absolutely no chance of you getting rid of that piss.

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