Jamaldo Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 When a radio presenter says they're going to play brand new music from someone after the break, and then it's a song that's about six months old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 'you're' I will not be talked down to by the owner of an anthrax infested pet. you're It only has one apostrophe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Are they f**k. A quick a quick Wikipedia search and play of the two pronunciations suggest I'm right. My mate is from Shrewsbury and pronounces it 'Shrowsbury' as do his family members I've met 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 My stag do consisted of sitting on my tod in the house, while my best man went off for an early night. Not a surprise, I'm sure, but I share this purely to cheer up any of you who have a bad one. It could be worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'm not which of the prospect of me marrying someone or having acquaintances to go on a stag do with is less likely, but everything described by our resident degenerates is making me very uncomfortable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 A quick a quick Wikipedia search and play of the two pronunciations suggest I'm right. My mate is from Shrewsbury and pronounces it 'Shrowsbury' as do his family members I've met Yeah, well your mate is a c**t and his family are c***s. I hope their house burns down tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Football commentators who say "Shrowsbury" instead of "Shrewsbury" despite being told how to pronounce it properly by a local and also the fact that there is no such animal as a shrow. It doesn't have anything to do with the word (or animal) shrew and both pronunciations are acceptable and both used by people who live there Are they f**k. Are you boys in for a treat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Are you boys in for a treat! I'm going to watch that when I'm on wifi. Obviously the Shroosbury debater will be correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Some cuntsocket is waiting at a bus stop on Princes Street with a man-bun riding a unicycle. Beast imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Some cuntsocket is waiting at a bus stop on Princes Street with a man-bun riding a unicycle. Beast imo This must be a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 This must be a joke.I wish it was a joke as I now need to scrape my eyeballs out to unsee the absolute fud. A man-bun and a unicycle. I am literally seething 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I wish it was a joke as I now need to scrape my eyeballs out to unsee the absolute fud. A man-bun and a unicycle. I am literally seething This would never be allowed in Motherwell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Had a debate about the refugee crisis in my class today. I have got some extremely right-wing 8 year olds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Had a debate about the refugee crisis in my class today. I have got some extremely right-wing 8 year olds. No you don't. You, unfortunately, have some children in your class with incredibly thick, right-wing, nasty c**t parents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Had a debate about the refugee crisis in my class today. I have got some extremely right-wing 8 year olds. Don't want to come over all beastly & I'm not grooming but isn't it way past your bedtime? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 No you don't. You, unfortunately, have some children in your class with incredibly thick, right-wing, nasty c**t parents. The ironic thing is, out of 31, 26 of them have at least 1 parent who's an immigrant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Nightwear at the local shops is tinky as f**k. However I can just about see why some mess would throw a jacket on top of the PJs and trainers to go for fags and milk. However, a girl was in the overgate yesterday with pyjamas, dressing gown and fucking baffies. Also my missus saying house coat for dressing gown but she is from fintry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 The ironic thing is, out of 31, 26 of them have at least 1 parent who's an immigrant. It's fucking frightening how easily people's opinions can be swayed. Frightening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Are you boys in for a treat! As soon as the boy mentioned he's a "mid-morning radio presenter", there was only one voice in my head from that point onwards. Or, for at least the 40 seconds I watched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 A brand new stag do for BFTD? Alloa supporter though?....... Start off drinking pina coladas in the club house before/during the game could cure his addiction for quite a bit. Post match drink down the prozzy end of town & whatever "entertainment" we can afford out of the kitty for him. Then hit the posh pubs/clubs/kebab house &/or casino. Then all back to his place for a nightcap. Sorted. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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