BFTD Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Youtube link? No reason why we can't all piss ourselves laughing. I knew somebody would ask, in the hope of a swatch at some impressive cleavage. I'd have put money on WeirdCal, though. How much nudity can you get away with on YouTube, BTW? Asking for a pal, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Not enough, in my experience. Ah, so that's why you had to start hosting videos on your own pay site! Are your live shows still on at the same time? That same mate wants to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Hot cross buns already on sale in the 2 major supermarket chains in Oz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Hot cross buns already on sale in the 2 major supermarket chains in Oz. My local Co-op has shelves full of Easter eggs already. Utter madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I knew somebody would ask, in the hope of a swatch at some impressive cleavage. I'd have put money on WeirdCal, though. How much nudity can you get away with on YouTube, BTW? Asking for a pal, of course. Please... she only does that on snatchchat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 It's syne not zine you bunch of cocks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 The carbon monoxide detector next to the oven had decided that New Year's Day is the appropriate time to start beeping at me It's more than twelve paces away from where I'm currently sitting, so f**k that. Bit sleepy, so I'm hoping it doesn't wake me up if I doze off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 We've had to suffer an alarm going off at a unit in the industrial Estate behind us since 7pm last night, police and council have been no help at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Had about three customers refer to chips as French fries today. Someone's about to get kicked in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Move it up into the loft. That way there's less chance of it going off and if it does, you won't here it anyway. You're welcome. Maybe I'll just move into the loft - I won't be able to hear the detector, plus it'll take a while for the fumes to filter up that high. P&B: solving Scotland's problems, one at a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Had about three customers refer to chips as French fries today. Someone's about to get kicked in the pie. Chip shops in Fintry these days, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Had about three customers refer to chips as French fries today. Someone's about to get kicked in the pie. They are different things, to be fair. You'd be a confused chicken if you went to the chippy and got a fish supper with a pile of McDonalds-style chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Not really a petty thing, but when football teams come out before the start of a game and some players do that thing where they do a wee run and jump like they are heading an imaginary ball. I know there is a reason for it, just looks daft IMO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 They are different things, to be fair. You'd be a confused chicken if you went to the chippy and got a fish supper with a pile of McDonalds-style chips. I'd imagine most people would be raging, not confused! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 IIRC, that's how Harry Ramsden's do their suppers. Only been to one, and it was a long time ago, but I swear I remember getting fish on a pile of fries. Was tremendously confusing, considering that I'd heard from so many folk down south that Harry Ramsden's were the absolute tits. I had a better fish supper from Jack in the Box in the US, and that was like eating food created by someone who'd never seen or tasted what they were supposed to be making 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohanaman Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 My local Co-op has shelves full of Easter eggs already. Utter madness. Yep mine is the same, unbelievable, steak pie, mashed tatties and an Easter egg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Chip shops in Fintry these days, eh? Think people that way would think French fries are some eloquent foreign cuisine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 The amount of times McDonalds get your fucking order wrong. A Bacon+Egg McMuffin and a Bacon Roll please, I get the Bacon and Egg but I've got a Breakfast Wrap to go alongside the fucker, I double checked the drive thru screen and what I was paying for but still, I was the only boy in the drive thru and there were 6 people working. Ffs, shove your breakfast wrap up your arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 The amount of times McDonalds get your fucking order wrong. A Bacon+Egg McMuffin and a Bacon Roll please, I get the Bacon and Egg but I've got a Breakfast Wrap to go alongside the fucker, I double checked the drive thru screen and what I was paying for but still, I was the only boy in the drive thru and there were 6 people working. Ffs, shove your breakfast wrap up your arse. I'm surprised you get this problem given their stringent recruitment policy and high level of staff training. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I'm surprised you get this problem given their stringent recruitment policy and high level of staff training.It's even more surprising that the eejits who eat there notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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