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It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.

My friends won't let me join in any games.

And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree

Or leave water out for Rudolph, cause there's something wrong with me.

My people don't believe in Jesus Christ divinity..

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas.

Hannukah is nice, but why is it

That Santa passes over my house every year.

And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latki

Instead of Silent Night I'm singing "Hu, haghtol gavish"

And what the f*ck is up with lighting all these f*cking candles tell me please..

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew,

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew

On Christmas

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The first South Park Xmas special was immense for songs:

Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,

she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,

she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,

and Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch,

then on Sunday just to be different she's a

super King Kamehameha be-atch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,

she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,

she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch cause-a

she's a stupid bitch,

Kyle's Mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch,

Kyle's mom is a bitch-ah.

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