tongue_tied_danny Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Rangers fans, the gift that keeps on giving. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Somebody put the Bankies one up Sadly, it's long gone from the site Stood behind someone on the bus today who had a Jason Voorhees tattoo on their neck. Genuinely looked like one of their weans drew it. Had a quick Google to see if I could find one similarly bad, but apparently it's the worst Friday the 13th tattoo in the world, so congrats to you, random Clacks bus stranger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 When I lived in California int he 90s there was a woman I worked with who had an 18 year old daughter who had a complete loser boyfriend. He got arrested for a robbery which was his 3rd strike so mandatory life sentence. She went to visit him in prison and left and got his name tattooed on her breast. Never saw her so can't comment but the mother was a MILF so I assume the daughter would be a wid most days anyway. I wonder how it all turned out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 3 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Why is the lion wearing a strap-on? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 3 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: When I lived in California int he 90s there was a woman I worked with who had an 18 year old daughter who had a complete loser boyfriend. He got arrested for a robbery which was his 3rd strike so mandatory life sentence. She went to visit him in prison and left and got his name tattooed on her breast. Never saw her so can't comment but the mother was a MILF so I assume the daughter would be a wid most days anyway. I wonder how it all turned out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 I've got homemade tattoos on my bum-bum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: I've got homemade tattoos on my bum-bum. A "B" on each cheek? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 9 hours ago, Rizzo said: Why is the lion wearing a strap-on? Lion? Is it hiding behind the dog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 11 hours ago, Rizzo said: Why is the lion wearing a strap-on? Rangers fans are dicks, not strap-ons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamski Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 It's going back a few years, but in the early 2000s there was a Stranraer fan who had the words 'I hate Dumfries' tattooed on his torso. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Saw a guy in a pub once, with 'Scotland FC' tattooed on his neck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 7 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: A "B" on each cheek? A a ☺ and a ❤ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Adamski said: It's going back a few years, but in the early 2000s there was a Stranraer fan who had the words 'I hate Dumfries' tattooed on his torso. How many spelling mistakes did the tattoo have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 30 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: How many spelling mistakes did the tattoo have? "I hae dumb fries" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 22, 2023 Author Share Posted May 22, 2023 A Celtic one for balance. A tattoo to celebrate the "Trebel trebel" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: A Celtic one for balance. A tattoo to celebrate the "Trebel trebel" Could be worse as an old school friend of mine got nicked for celebrating the treble treble by humping a taxi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 On 19/05/2023 at 07:59, Sweet Pete said: I've got homemade tattoos on my bum-bum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 On 19/05/2023 at 07:59, Sweet Pete said: I've got homemade tattoos on my bum-bum. WOW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 This old thread is a goldmine of them. Sadly @Lyle Lanley 's legendary cup final tattoo seems to been lost to P&B sands of time, along with the Bankies one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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