sugna Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 7 hours ago, Marlo Stanfield said: Salman Rushdie here so upset about the idea of a horseshit bin he's decided to grab a massive handful. Mid-shite's Children. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 The Shatonit Verses 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 A WARRINGTON couple heading to the sun for Christmas were left feeling “bogged off” when their plane was delayed by 25 hours — after running out of loo roll! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 On 16/05/2023 at 00:26, Melanius Mullarkay said: Only one compo face in that picture. And the other is of complete guilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Imagine keeping a straight face if you're the photographer for these local rags. Going to some fat Brexit cunts house to take a picture of their compo face because there was 'too many locals and not enough Tescos near my hotel'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 On 17/05/2023 at 10:31, scottsdad said: A WARRINGTON couple heading to the sun for Christmas were left feeling “bogged off” when their plane was delayed by 25 hours — after running out of loo roll! People from the north of England seem to be disproportionately affected by negative holiday experiences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Northboy said: People from the north of England seem to be disproportionately affected by negative holiday experiences. Yup. Quote Pearl and Alan Osborne decided to treat themselves to a trip to sunny Lanzarote in November 2021, having not gone on holiday for about three years. The night before their big trip, and after a week of preparations for the 8am flight from Newcastle, the great-grandparents were shocked to find covid rules had been changed when re-entering the country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 Mum fined twice for taking kids out of school claims her kids learned more on holiday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 If Lady Gaga had been from the North of England: I wanna hold 'em like they do in the local rag, I was a tube but the money's now in the bag, Cancelled flights or ripped off by Exchange and Mart And after they've been hooked, I'll play the one that's on their heart Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get them angry, show him the rip off I got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-ohI'll get them angry, show him the rip off I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my compo face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my compo face (She's got me like nobody) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Northboy said: People from the north of England seem to be disproportionately affected by negative holiday experiences. # Quote Holiday to Spain ruined by ‘too many Spaniards’ in Spanish hotel A pensioner has hit out at Thomas Cook because her hotel in Spanish resort Benidorm had ‘too many Spaniards in it’. ... Freda, who lives in Blackburn, Lancashire, said: ‘I have never complained about a holiday before – but this one was a disaster from start to finish. https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/13/holiday-spain-ruined-many-spaniards-spanish-hotel-7832699/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 3 hours ago, NorthernLights said: # https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/13/holiday-spain-ruined-many-spaniards-spanish-hotel-7832699/ It's difficult to repost something on a three page topic let alone when it's posted on the page before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 11 hours ago, greendot said: It's difficult to repost something on a three page topic let alone when it's posted on the page before. Have you seen that story about the old couple who were billed for pay-per-view porn? And denied it was them. The old boy's face. I'll find it for you.... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 Dug escapes caravan with inevitable consequences, owner seeks to blame caravan site owner with obligatory compo face pic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 17 hours ago, Billy Jean King said: Dug escapes caravan with inevitable consequences, owner seeks to blame caravan site owner with obligatory compo face pic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 Furious gardener slams 'nimby' neighbours for noise complaints over his lawnmower that have sparked council investigation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 22 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Furious gardener slams 'nimby' neighbours for noise complaints over his lawnmower that have sparked council investigation You'd think Bill Gates would have someone to do these things for him 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 09:34, Billy Jean King said: Dug escapes caravan with inevitable consequences, owner seeks to blame caravan site owner with obligatory compo face pic P&B reader left traumatised after learning that the person in the image is only 35. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 09:34, Billy Jean King said: Dug escapes caravan with inevitable consequences, owner seeks to blame caravan site owner with obligatory compo face pic Was it a zombie dog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 There he is with his bags all packed as well. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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