peasy23 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Greyfriars Bobby International goalie Both terms used by a workmate if he goes for a shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Winners and losers for troosers. Sam Snead for deid. Gladys Knight for a toilet trip. Edinburgh Castle for hassle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Obviously never heard of the Eggy Peggi language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 The Watery Farts Dose of the Runs The Fat Slags -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 (edited) I sometimes say I’m away for a Jarko Wiss. Or just a Jarko. One for the Cabbage and Ribs fans there. Edited April 26, 2023 by TheScarf 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Alright, me old China? Single fish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 (edited) Guy I used to work with announced he was away for a Barry Manilow. "You mean a Barry White?" "Naw...Barry Manilow....he's shite..." Edited April 25, 2023 by Hillonearth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Just blooter him in the Denis Laws. He's got a bad case of the Johnny Giles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Just now, Dan Steele said: He's got a bad case of the Johnny Giles. The Rockford Files 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 I always used 'Broon Breid' for deid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Radio Rental 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: The Rockford Files The Road and the Miles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Ham Shank Thomas the Tank Sherman Tank Anne Frank (one of my own) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Just now, hk blues said: Ham Shank Thomas the Tank Sherman Tank Anne Frank (one of my own) Anne Frank is a bit grim for that, tbh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Just now, scottsdad said: Anne Frank is a bit grim for that, tbh... It would certainly be a challenging one, but... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Shereen. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_nomad Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 A couple of mates of mine compiled this a few years back (available at very few good bookstores): Metro readers of a certain vintage may remember Joss of Alva littering the letters pages for a number of years with shite puns - he's one of the authors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthmo Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Going for a Desmond (White) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 10 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Boss, I can't come in to work today as I've got a dose of the Tex Ritters. A bad case of the Eartha Kitts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniton Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 I was oot on the don last night - Don Revie (bevvy) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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